You know what they say – damned if you do, damned if you dye your hair a sort-of unflattering color, and that’s where Snooki is right about now, I’d say.

See, when I think of a red-haired Snooki, I think about that drunken makeout sesh with Deena Cortese for some reason, and that reminder only ruins whatever class I think Snooki could have attained. There’s just some things that you can’t undo, and for me, there are definitely things that you can’t unsee. That’s pretty much everything Nicole Polizzi’s done up to this point, and it’s really sad to know that no matter how much weight she loses, no matter how many times she narrowly avoids doing the duckface and actually smiles instead, no matter how many times she attempts to date “up,” she’s always going to be the same old Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi that debuted in a very ungainly way on the first season of Jersey Shore.

For her, that’s sad. For me, however, it’s customary and it’s perfectly fine. I mean, I just couldn’t imagine a world without being able to bash Snooki for her name, her fashion, her boyfriend, her history, or her source of fame. So keep on keeping on, Snooks, because I plan on being around a LONG TIME, alright, girl?

12 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Just When She Was *Almost* Cute for Once”

1. wondertrash says:

   December 30, 2011 at 4:53 am

   Leave Snooks alone!

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2. crab says:

   December 30, 2011 at 4:53 am

   Her face is so thin from losing the weight! She looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt in the 2nd photo!

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3. moi says:

   December 30, 2011 at 8:41 am

   The fake eyelashes are horrid…but in the second pic (and i can’t believe i’m going to say this)…she looks freaking ADORABLE!

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4. JerkParking says:

   January 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm

   I laughed. At everything. Especially the title of the article.

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5. Neli says:

   January 4, 2012 at 6:21 pm

   The fake eye-lashes look bad, but her hair looks cute.

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6. LoveBug1976 says:

   January 6, 2012 at 12:08 pm

   As much as it hurts me to say, I think she looks good in both pics.. She looks much better thinner, heavier she looked like an oooompa looompa, now she actually looks decent.

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7. Nadineydoll says:

   January 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm

   I don’t watch the show so for some reason as much as Snooki the worst kind of ‘celebrity’, I’ve always thought she’s sort of…like secretly funny? Like maybe not as stupid as she seems?

   I’m happy for her for getting healthy and she looks freaking adorable all slim, she looks like a little doll.

   It isn’t the most flattering colour though.

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8. wondertrash says:

   January 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm

   Snooki is the only one on Jersey Shore with anything on the ball!

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9. loopy loo says:

   February 3, 2012 at 5:28 pm

   sorry but shes ugly

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10. Nicki says:

    February 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    I love Snooks!

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11. Anonymous says:

    February 12, 2012 at 8:29 am

    omg!!! hottt !!! ….

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12. Cassie L says:

    February 29, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    I LOVE SNOOKS!!!!!!! SHES SO HOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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