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Remember Rachel Uchitel? The chick who affaired with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz and God knows who else? Apparently she’s pregnant! By her husband! I didn’t even know she had a husband – isn’t that just so wonderful for her?

Congratulations to the girl, and may you teach your child to be more compassionate about those who have no teeth and to stay out of rehab as best as he or she can. Oh! Also to quit licking golf balls, ’cause you never do know what ditch they’ve been sitting in.

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