Yesterday we did the Top 5 Douchebags of 2011, so I thought it only fair to give credit where credit is due (even if the aforementioned “credit” is only on temporary loan, like most credit is and then the person in slot #2 shoots back to complete grossness, and not just partial) and acknowledge those celebrities who have done some good for themselves, yes?
#5 – Evan Rachel Wood
Amazing what not sleeping next to Marilyn Manson can do for a girl, huh? She’s almost attractive these days, if you can forget that she posed naked and bloodied while eating cake. And participating in sodomy.
#4 – Mariah Carey
A lot of people thought that Mariah’s figure, at almost forty-two years old, was all but gone, and after having twins, most said that was the nail in the coffin. She sure showed them, mmhmm girl.
#3 – Jennifer Hudson
Unbelievable, right? Now if she can stop losing weight for five minutes, things might continue to be OK. Girlfriend doesn’t have another ounce to lose.
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#2 – Snooki
Looks better. Still disgusting, however.
#1 – Jonah Hill
Crazy, right? And you know what’s crazier? I thought he was the grossest, most obnoxious celebrity going after I saw his character in Superbad, and now? I’m kind of attracted to him. It’s got to be the pregnancy hormones.
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Jonah Hill looks really sickly and scarey around the eyes now…
Jonah Hill looks really sickly and scary around the eyes now…
I can’t believe the first picture is of Lindsay Lohan! Mother of God what happened!!!
i just set the pic of jonah hill as my wallpaper because i swear he’s fucking smaller than me now. and that’s inspiring.
attracted to jonah hill? he looks like hes sick now. and whats up with what hes wearing. i think he looked better as he was big, but what the hell, he’s still my absolute least favorite actor. maybe if he wold actually play in a good movie for once.
He’s in the race for an Academy Award for Moneyball this year. So your wish has already been granted and shoved in your face.
I also thought JH was cuter before… but hey… I guess he’s healthier now.