Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Matthew McConaughey is Engaged!

photo of matthew mcconaughey and camila alves engaged 2011 pictures photos
How about that! All this time I thought they were married. Or at the very least, engaged. The also have two kids together, I’ve found (though I’ve already written about them in the past), even though today I thought they only had one.

So, OK. On the whole, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have been pretty forgettable. You know it’s kind of bad when not only can’t you remember if the two are married, but you forget how many kids they have. In short, it’s about damned time that these guys did something to make us remember them. They used to be such A Thing, you know?

Congratulations, guys! Now ante up and get married before we forget who you are altogether!