Love It or Leave It: Jessica Simpson’s Maternity Wear
Dec 26, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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So, you guys know how much I love Jessica Simpson, and how she’s completely and utterly my favorite pregnant celebrity to date, right? Good, then you’ll relize, when I say “Holy f-ck, Jess” that it’s coming from a place of understanding and love, but also of fear for the concept of maternity wear as it’s generally intended to be. Because wearing your pre-pregnancy “fat” shirt when you’re seven months pregnant or whatever isn’t considered “maternity clothing,” and when you wear your pre-pregnancy “fat” shirt during pregnancy, you only, indeed, succeed in looking pre-pregnancy fat. I would know.

You still look great, Jess, and I wouldn’t sweat this advice – it’s not such valid talk coming from me, who’s no fashion plate, please believe – but damn. That’s one ugly outfit.

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One Response to “Love It or Leave It: Jessica Simpson’s Maternity Wear”

  1. Muttley Macclad says:
    December 27, 2011 at 12:50 am

    That’s harshing my (marsh)mellow

    Reply

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