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Last week, I jumped the gun a little by telling you that Courtney Stodden was sharing her 12 (wrong) days of Christmas on her Twitter. However, this year, for me, anyway, Courtney Stodden has really become synonymous with Christmas joy, so I really feel like I would be amiss by not sharing with you guys what exactly Courtney’s true love gave to her:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties…
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tees…
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three thick thesauri…
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four faux furs…
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five frisky flings…
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six Salacious Santas…
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven sexy swimsuits…
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight Erotic Elves…
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Nine Naughty Nighties…
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Ten tickley toys…
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eleven elegant earrings…… Can you guess where the extra earring goes? ;) XOs
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Twelve tempting truffles… Have a very Merry Christmas everyone! God Bless XOs
And there you have it, friends. I hope your holiday season is just as lovely as Courtney’s, and that we all have a glorious 2012 together (and yes, Courtney is included. You don’t really think we’re going to leave her behind, do you?).
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Nothing can fix the deformed, grimace of moron death mush mouth..
Naughty Elves? I call elf-abuse!
*Erotic Elves