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Dec 22, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily

Because it’s 2007 and everybody still cares about Paris Hilton, right? Yes? Oh … it’s almost 2012? And nobody cares about Paris Hilton? But then what is she doing on the cover of this well-known magazine?
Your guess is as good as mine, friends. But look at that precious dog eyeballing that food! Totally worth it.









































































































desperately trying to be relevant?? i can’t WAIT until that’s Kim Kardashian…and that day is coming!
Saw it today at the newsagents and I was like, WHYY VANITY FAIR, WHYY. Usually VF Spain have more interesting people than her.
VF Spain?!? What bull snot, shrimp shells in the paella, bankruptcy, voted second most lazy in the Eu behind the Greeks? Better to be behind the Greeks than in front of them. Filthy buggers.
She looks worse than ever! Where are her boobs?
hates it
The cover says “the blondest, the richest, and surprise! the smartest: Paris Hilton”
¡que sorpresa!
I didn’t know Madame Tussaud’s was collaborating with VF! It almost looks like Paris Hilton.