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Yes, this is, indeed, the French model-mother of Johnny Depp‘s children, Vanessa Paradis, and she’s doing her business getting some coffee. This is the woman that Johnny Depp’s been committed to in a non-marriage for the last fourteen years. That’s, like, a lifetime to some people. And it makes me feel OLD, because I was totally crushing on Johnny Depp when he was Glen in the original Nightmare on Elm Street, and now I realize that, though Johnny seemed so young then, he’s actually only SEVEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN MY MOTHER. Johnny Depp was born on June 3rd, 1963. He’s twenty years and ten days older than me. How could I have been so naive? HOW?
Anyway, this is about Vanessa today, not about my weird obsession with Johnny Depp when I was ten years old. So in case you were wondering what Vanessa looks like with makeup and probably a variety of Photoshop, have at it:
Some girls have all the luck. And all of the Johnny Depp, too. ‘Cause that’s fair.
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June 9, 1963.
Man is she fucking ugly! It’s amazing what Photoshop can do.
Photoshop and a bucket of lip liner and voila! Actually, it’s 13 years and lately there have been rumblings around the web that they won’t make it to 14. But, what the hell, 13 years is a good relationship nowadays.
Johnny was born June 9th, not 3rd…just correcting…