Dec 21, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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Girl, it’s not Halloween – it’s Christmas. You know, the Christmas that you and another little shithead ruined for me. Anyway, why are you dressed up like a Jedi knight? Am I going to see you whip out a silver hand? Have you gone to the dark side? Are you channeling Yoda?

All I know is that, while, yes, you look completely amazing and I’m still having a hard time remembering that you birthed two kids at once and blew up like a zeppelin in the process, the weird samurai winter coat’s gotta go.

Images courtesy of Celebuzz

2 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Mariah Carey’s Confusing the Holidays Again”

  1. Blu says:

    Why is she dressed like Han solo?

  2. brooklyn says:

    why is she dressed like she it trying to hide another weight gain?

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