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4Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Hurting for Female Companionship

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And would you expect anything else? Well, maybe, yes. Maybe if we were dealing with a man who actually had scruples and was entirely remorseful about cheating on a woman who was too good for his dumb ass to begin with, yes. It might be kind of surprising. But this is Ashton Kutcher, here; Ashton Kutcher, who cheated on Demi Moore on a damned wedding anniversary that wasn’t even spent together because of “conflicting schedules,” or as I like to call it “skanked-up booty calls in schmaltzy hotel rooms.”

These photos show Ashton getting into his private car with three – count ‘em, three – very average women who are all giving him The Eye at any given point in the photos. Lord knows where they went after, but tabloids are alluding to another hotel for another triple-titty-jaunt, complete with bareback pony rides.

The only good thing that I can say about Ashton at this point? He doesn’t discriminate when it comes to beauty, fame, or finance. He’ll do just about everyone, and I guess that’s supposed to be flattering. Or desperate, I’m not sure just yet.

December 21, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Ashton Kutcher

4 Responses to “Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Hurting for Female Companionship”

  1. margiesque says:

    He has a ponytail? Dear God.

  2. Chuck says:

    Everytime I see a celebrity with those ridiculous knit hats that make them look like hobos, I wish someone would walk up to them, pull the hat down over their face, and spin them around until they fall down or vomit.

  3. jeremyo13 says:

    mmm…bareback pony rides are the best

  4. evilbeetdouche says:

    Dumpster juice.

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