Dec 20, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: CWisely
“Gearing up for her role in ‘Herbie The Love Bug: Two Flat Tires’.”

First runner-up: Whitt
“No one’ll ever steal my drug money again! Just keep clenching, just keep clenching …”

Second runner-up: Ashley
“This is your butt on drugs. Should’ve done uppers.”

*Honorable Mention (because they were ALL so funny): Puddin
“And now for something completely different …”

Congrats to CWisely! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

23 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. crab says:

    OMG Tom got new lifts in his shoes!!

  2. Brittany says:

    “What the hell is Tom doing bringing his UFO out?”

  3. Grace says:

    “OH NO! The color monster is coming to get me!”

  4. Harriet Meadow says:

    Xenu? Is that you?

  5. Shayna says:

    Take me to your leader.

  6. evilbeetdouche says:

    Look at the size of those nuts on that pigeon.
    ­
    Where, Katie, where?
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    On his chin, just below his pecker.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Tom IS a thetan!

  8. Aeris says:

    And so Katy realized that maybe it is too early for Suri to wear high heels after all.

  9. Michele says:

    Are you there Xenu? It’s me…Katie.

  10. Nevaar says:

    Is that Xenu throwing Chicklets down to the faithful?

    I gotta catch me one !

  11. Christina says:

    Finally a guy I can wear heels for!

  12. MissLeeLoo says:

    “It’s a plane… It’s a bird! No it’s………”

  13. mikie d says:

    and this is how I went up on Shaq…

  14. Ally says:

    Oh my god, is that MY Tom dancing on the balcony???

  15. Luisa says:

    I had no idea pigeons made love that way!

  16. Whodathunkit says:

    Dear Diary,
    Sightseeing…the 50′ Gummi-Penis Monument.
    Wish I’d brought Suri.

  17. Stank says:

    There goes my career!

  18. Drew says:

    Dammit Tom! Get down from that couch!

  19. Christine says:

    Katie Homes looking at things.

  20. It’s a Bird, It’s a plane, Oh, It’s only Tom.

  21. Rob says:

    When Tom and I have a conversation, this the way he stands.

  22. 420247 says:

    MI: IM-Katy, if you fart, you’ll blow those boots off. Love from above, Tom

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