In Playboy, you guys. 50 Cent is really sad that he didn’t get to see Lindsay Lohan‘s genitals in Playboy. He never really specified that last part, but since Lindsay’s Playboy spread is pretty much the only place her vagina hasn’t been, I’m going to go ahead and fill that in for him.
Here’s 50 wondering about “Lindsay’s cooch”:
“I haven’t seen it. But I always wondered what Lindsay’s cooch looked like. Ever thought about it? I’ll check it out and see what happens.”
And here’s 50 theorizing on whether or not Lindsay is a stripper now:
“$1 million to pose nude is the same thing strippers do almost every day for way less. If they give you a million dollars, does that change the status of what you’ve done? If I pay a 100 dollars to see a cooch is it the same thing as paying a million dollars when you’re a movie star or celebrity? The same transaction? Or is it socially different? Does it register different because of how much?”
You know, 50 Cent, I can’t really answer that, and at this point, I’m not sure if it’s because I need to consider it more or if it’s because your continued use of the word “cooch” grosses me out.
What do you guys think? Do you want to hear more of 50′s philosophical thoughts? Is Lindsay’s Playboy extravaganza just high dollar stripping? Does the word “cooch” make you feel uncomfortable too?