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- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK
At first glance, my girl Scarlett looks fab from afar – didn’t Clueless coin that phrase as a “Monet” or something? Something that looks amazing from a distance, but really looks like hot mess hell
up close. But as you get a clearer and clearer picture of what’s going on up in Scarlett’s grill, you can see that things are kind of amiss. Or a mess, depending on how blatant you take your insults:
Oh, girl, let’s take a closer look:
So, OK. I should give her credit and props and whatever else because it’s nothing like Lindsay Lohan’s busted-ass dentifrice, and she apparently has her own teeth and didn’t get big, gawky veneers because some twat agent claimed that her m-word-loving mouth wasn’t good enough au natural, but GIRL. It’s called a TOOTHBRUSH. And TOOTHPASTE. And you know what? Crest Whitestrips aren’t as expensive as they used to be. In fact, they’re becoming pretty commonplace. Thought you knew.
Maybe all those nights at Sean Penn’s crib proved to be mad tiring, because apparently, Scarlett here couldn’t find a second’s time to make sure all of the corrosive SHUTYOMOUTH was rinsed from her … mouth. Damn.
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Oh shit! ScarJo doesn’t have the perfect intensely white smile as the rest of the celebs?! OH THE HUMANITY.
Seriously. She looks like she’s human.
yeah she looks like the rest of us who smoke and drink coffee.
Everyone’s teeth will vary in whiteness, not only because of your habits (smoking and drinking coffee), but because of heredity. It can also be the lights — which frankly, as a photographer, look a little sketch to me.
Crest whitestrips may be cheap, but for ppl with sensitive teeth (like me) they HURT LIKE A MOTHERF****R!!!
I think she looks great still!
she can go to the dentist and get teeth whitened by Zoom. Google it.
Haha this is so American, you are the people with the biggest obsession with white teeth I’ve ever seen. Every single one of my friends who has spent some time there comes back to Europe with an obsession about their teeth and those strips. I don’t know, I find pearly white teeth a bit… cartoonish. Too perfect.
Yeah, super white teeth actually look comical. And if you took the time to zoom in on her teeth. girl get a life.
I woudl be more concerned with yellow patches around the armpits and what that represents to the american people :) Don’t know if there is a bleaching procedure for that, but I would ask my doctor just in case.
WOW this post is retarded. Human’s teeth are naturally yellow. Depending on a number of factors, they can be whiter one morning and yellow-er in the evening. Perfect white teeth all the time is unreal. PLEASE
Humans teeth are naturally yellow? Really?