Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight

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The Dark Knight Rises second official poster. [Hollywood Dame]

Why you should watch The River. [Pajiba]

Somebody Photoshopped the hell out of Matt Damon. [theBERRY]

Jennifer Garner gushes about how wonderful her husband is. [Lainey Gossip]

Cyndi Lauper‘s post-resurfacing face. [Bitten and Bound]

Diddy and Cameron Diaz spotted “making out like teenagers.” [Starpulse]

Some shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal Christmas photos for you. [theBERRY]

Matisyahu shaved his big beard. [TMZ]

Kate Winslet’s ex-boyfriend still butt-hurt. [Socialite Life]

Ashley Greene is apparently a big bitch. [Celebslam]

Pauly D is afraid of Britney’s gitch. [Yeeeah]

Angelina Jolie can’t figure out this internety thing. [The Blemish]

Tom Cruise has the best plastic surgeon ever. [Cele|bitchy]

Michael Fassbender’s naked tortilla. [OMGBlog]