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This is What Lindsay Looked Like Before Playboy Photoshopped Her

photo of lindsay lohan pictures photos playboy shoot no airbrush
So, not too much of a difference, right? Egad. She looks just as shitty in real life as she did in her funny little photo shoot [NSFW!], and you know what? In a twisted, perverse way, that makes me feel like the world is all right once again.

Also, in the Playboy interview, she said this:

“Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature. I think Marilyn Monroe said that, and I agree with her. Knowing your body and being in touch with your body is important because it gives you confidence, and in life, women need confidence. It’s a very male-dominated world, so knowing yourself and being comfortable with your body is an important thing for me as a woman. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but that’s mine.”

No, it’s not yours, Lindsay, it’s Marilyn’s. You might share the same sentiments, because you think you’re some kind of sex goddess incarnate, but that’s about the extent of the comparison. GET OFF THE SAD-ASS MARILYN TRAIN, GIRL.

Image courtesy of TMZ