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Dec 12, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Emily
That’s right, Courtney‘s sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear.
Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed from the beginning.
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, DO YOU THINK SHE HOLDS HER POWERS IN THAT TRASHY ARM BAND?!?!?!?!
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this is epic. i think she is trying to bring that armband back but i guess it never really left the washed up porn star world
love that i have to approve that i used the word porn
LOL You wouldn’t believe the amount of spam that tries to come through that hot word in it. :)
This player doesn’t work in the UK, can you guys start linking youtube vids?
It also doesn’t work in Canada.
Doesn’t work for me, either, in the US, and I’ve tried on three different browsers.
Did you try on Google Chrome? I tried on Mozilla and it wouldn’t work, but on Internet Explorer and Google Chrome, it seemed fine.
Yup, on Chrome now, freshly downloaded with the latest updates, and nada.
That is bizarre. What kind of error are you getting when you try to play it?
Haha, believe me you guys aren’t missing anything!
Works in Spain with Google Chrome, though!
I agree with crab…lol..not missing much.
So, is that an actual interview with her? or was that spliced from sound bites? Either way…yow.lol
Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra arm band jewelry?
http://jewelhistory.com/files/2011/09/eliztaylorcleopatra.jpg
Somehow Elizabeth makes that armband look classy… Please don’t ever mention her name in a Stodden post again!
No error, just a blank black box.