Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Courtney Stodden Came Out of The Womb “Like Meow”

That’s right, Courtney‘s sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear.

Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed from the beginning.

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, DO YOU THINK SHE HOLDS HER POWERS IN THAT TRASHY ARM BAND?!?!?!?!

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