Put Your Beard In My Mouth from Magic Seed Productions on Vimeo.
This, following the Lindsay Lohan post, is just about all I can take in crazy grossness tonight. It’s the limit. As you can see from the video above, our girl Ke$ha started a website called, appropriately, Put Your Beard in My Mouth. And it’s strange. And gross. Because most men’s beards are like pubes. And does Ke$ha like pubes between her teeth? Well, probably. This is a girl who has a gold tooth, a girl who probably smells like a dried puddle of Mountain Dew, a girl who, though undeniably kind of cute in a I-repulse-myself kind of way, speaks flippantly about glitter in the delicate folds of intimate orifices.
Would you put your beard in Ke$ha’s mouth?