The correct answer is “everyone.” Everyone would absolutely love to be able to see what Lindsay Lohan does with her day. Just think of it: we could see her getting attacked by her meth bugs, we could see how she does her makeup … and that’s just the beginning! We could get a glimpse into what truly goes into being Lindsay Lohan, and who wouldn’t want that?
Luckily for us, our wildest dreams might come true, because a charming little reality program called Celebrity Big Brother, which films in the UK, wants Lindsay, and they’re willing to do whatever it takes to get her:
Celebrity Big Brother executives hope to persuade the courts to let the troubled star come to Britain, arguing that the show will help her get her life back on track.
A TV insider said: “Lindsay would be an absolutely amazing signing for us. She’s a Hollywood A-lister and everyone knows about all the trouble she’s been in. She’s a fiery character too, so there are sure to be a some major clashes with other celebs if we get her in the house.”
The insider said Channel 5 chiefs were doing “everything possible” to make it happen. “We want this to be the best Big Brother ever,” said our source. “So we hope that the courts will make a special allowance in this case. There aren’t many more controlled environments than the Big Brother house.”
As wonderful as this would be and as hard as this is for me to say, I really don’t see this happening. Not that Lindsay wouldn’t do it – if they’re offering her money, she’ll do almost anything – but I don’t see Lindsay’s judge letting this happen. That judge is a tough cookie. Lindsay’s already served four whole hours in jail, remember? No, I just don’t think this will come to pass.
But wouldn’t it be incredible if it did?