Over the past few days, as I’ve considered the people and things I am thankful for, one name kept popping up, time and time again: Beyonce! Come on, that magical bump, her flawless dance moves … what’s not to be thankful for? There was, of course, one tragic thing I realized over my Thanksgiving dinner of frozen pizza, and that was that it’s been nearly a whole entire month since Beyonce released her last music video. And it in no way makes me feel like an inferior person to let you know that when I realized that, I wept.
As always though, Beyonce delivers when we need it the most, and this time, she’s truly answered my prayers. Check out this video for the racy “Dance for You” and let me know if it answered any of yours as well.
Move over, Ashley and Mary-Kate: you’ve been owned by your own sister. This is Elizabeth Olsen’s Marie Claire debut, and other than sort of looking like Eva Longoria in one photo (not good, guys, seriously), Elizabeth Olsen is definitely the best Olsen of them all. I mean, yeah, she didn’t star in Full House, and she isn’t a revered fashion designer worth bajillions of dollars, but she’s cute, she’s demure, and above all, she can apparently act. Her appeal is through the roof.
See what not being a Heath Ledger-killing, big-glasses-wearing, *granny-panty-rocking weirdo does for you?
*I’m totally kidding about the granny panties. THEY ARE SO COMFORTABLE.
And some serious congratulations are in order, here. I don’t know if you remember all the crises Lily Allen has somehow lived through—celebrity gossip is a fickle mistress with a short memory—but there was a distinct phase of her stardom where she was out-Winehousing Amy Winehouse. It was actually kind of tough to keep the two straight for a minute there.
But once Allen domesticated herself—she has always been really open about wanting to get into a “family way”—she suffered, count ‘em, two miscarriages, all by the ripe old age of 25. And while I want to keep this blog light and airy, I can’t be too cavalier: for a woman who has issues with getting pregnant, a miscarriage is one hell of a way to have a dream deferred. Poor Lily.
But all’s well that ends well! In Lily’s own words, “Totes amaze.”
You remember this – the publication that Nicole Scherzinger took it all off for and made me question what the hell her ass was up to. Yes, OK. Here’s the rest of the nudes that were featured, including Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, Bianca Balti (who I’m too lazy to Google; call it turkey hangover), Christie Teigen, Irina Shayk, Kate Upton, and Stacy Keibler.
Oh, NPH! Every song you sing, every dance you dance, every little thing you say and do: it’s all so musically timed in this easy, off-the-cuff-charming way! That is why I have decided, at last, to ‘go renegade’ and transform all of Evil Beet Gossip into a NPH Quotes website. It will be a veritable Bartlett’s of Neil Patrick Harris quotations, organized by chronology and theme.
Of course, to do this, I will need to work a little harder at compiling NPH quotes. I figure I could go full-on Harriet the Spy and follow him around with a pencil and notepad. Do you think he would mind?
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