Because the word on the street is that Angelina weighs around 97 pounds and takes in about 600 calories a day. I also hear that Angelina’s usual breakfast consists of things like “a spoonful of coconut oil and a handful of cereal,” and lunch is either skipped or she just eats a couple gummy bears and some almonds, or a protein shake. Dinner is apparently steak with red wine though, so that’s something.
It seems like Angie’s main problem is a loss of appetite due to stress, and with that many kids and that kind of work, that’s understandable. But there’s no way that, unless we’re talking about children or people under five feet (Angelina is at 5’8″, by the way), Angelina is at a healthy weight.
You know, I really don’t talk about celebrities and their bodies and weight that much because it doesn’t make me feel comfortable. Sure, I rag on LeAnn Rimes, but that’s because she’s so obviously unhealthy and she won’t shut up about it. This is a different thing though.
All I’m saying here is that if these really are Angelina’s eating habits, then that’s not ok. Get you some food so you keep your energy up to play with them babies, girl!
Way back in April, we speculated that it wouldn’t be too terribly long until Britney Spears got hitched again. The relationship between Brit and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick has been looking solid as of late, and with rumors of Jason going ring shopping, it looks like our predictions, as usual, were pretty accurate:
Trawick, who is currently with Spears on the South American leg of her Femme Fatale tour, has visited several established celebrity jewelers looking for the perfect bauble for Britney, and is very close to picking the winner.
“He has been everywhere from Tiffany to Harry Winston looking for a ring and he is close to making his final decision,” the insider tells RadarOnline.com.
“Don’t expect anything too massive or obnoxious. This ring will be classy and under 4-carats.”
This is the second source to confirm to RadarOnline.com that the pop star is close to becoming engaged to Trawick.
“Britney and Jason discuss marriage all the time,” a family insider told RadarOnline.com last week. “Britney is truly in love with Jason, and well, Jason has loved her for a very, very long time.”
No joke, I would be so happy for Britney if this turns out to be true. I mean, I’m no stranger to talking trash about Britney, but it’s all from a loving place. If she gets married, then it will be just like that time that Jessica Simpson got pregnant, and by that, I mean that there will be a lot of “oh, girl, I’m so proud” moments and several tears and a toast with apple juice and maybe I’ll fall to my knees because I’m too overwhelmed with emotion. And I don’t see anything weird about that.
Do you guys think Britney will be engaged by Christmas or what?
Really, how could you forget Jessica Rabbit? That voice, that sex appeal, that body. Man, wouldn’t you give just about anything to look like her? No? Well, this girl would:
This is Kristina Rei, a poor, misguided 22-year-old nail technician from St. Petersburg who has been undergoing lip injections in order to look more like her favorite cartoon character, Jessica Rabbit. You might think she’s succeeded and that she should call it a day on the injections, but she’s not done just yet:
Now the nail technician admits she has an addiction, and aims to make her massive pout even bigger.
Each injection costs roughly £40 and is ‘extremely painful’ but Miss Rei, from St Petersburg, Russia, insists nothing will stop her.
She said: “I think I look fantastic and it makes me happy. Sometimes strangers shout names at me in the street – like big lips – but I don’t care. I want to go more extreme. I want to look like a cartoon character. I am addicted to it, I love it.”
Miss Rei said she has always believed her lips were too small and used to compare them to those around her.
She said: “My older sister Ira had beautiful, full lips and I loved Jessica Rabbit’s huge lips. She was my idea of the perfect woman. From the age of four I thought my lips seemed thinner than everyone else’s and I decided when I was quite young to get them enhanced.”
Kristina said that when she was in school, her classmates would bully her and call her ugly, which, in part, led to her decision to start getting lip injections at the tender age of 17. Now, five years later, her Jessica Rabbit lips are just the beginning:
Despite constant stares from strangers, Miss Rei, who has never had a boyfriend, loves her bizarre appearance.
She said: “I know some people think I look ridiculous but I don’t care.
Sometimes I like the attention I get like when people try to film me on their mobile phones. Some of the abuse has been hurtful – I’ve been told I look like a man but those people are idiots.”
Miss Rei insists she can eat, speak and kiss just the same as before and hasn’t suffered any painful after-effects.
She said: “Each injection hurts as much as the last. Fortunately I’ve never suffered with an infection or painful lips afterwards.”
And she’s so happy with the modification that she is planning to have more surgery in the future.
She said: “Other than the way I look my lips haven’t had a big impact on my life so I’m definitely not going to stop now. I have no health concerns about what I’m doing. Nothing has gone wrong so far. I haven’t decided how big yet but they are definitely too small at the moment. When I can afford it I want to enlarge my breasts from a C-cup to a DD, change the shape of my nose and I want to make my ears pointed like an elf. It’s good to be different.”
I know that this isn’t really traditional celebrity gossip (unless you count Jessica Rabbit as a celebrity, and really, I don’t see why you wouldn’t), but I just find stories like these so interesting, and there’s no denying that plastic surgery has an extreme impact on the world of celebrity gossip, so I’m going to give myself a pass on this one.
Here’s what I want to discuss: is this ok? Is there a line that’s crossed at this point where you have to say “listen, I’m glad that you’re expressing yourself, but your lips are about to explode and you might have some emotional problems,” or do you just let it ride? Would you let a friend surgically alter her face to look like her favorite cartoon character? Let’s talk about the issues, people!
No, not Katie Holmes. She’s too busy starring in the Dawson’s Creek reruns in my dreams, silly! No, the real author is that little devil, Suri Cruise! Not even six years old and already entering the literary world, isn’t that something? To be honest though, I’m not surprised. Suri has always been way mature for her age, you know. Like, she seems at least 8.
Suri Cruise, author? According to a family friend, the 5-year-old is currently penning her own children’s book! And her parents, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, think it’s so good, they plan to publish it when she’s finished. “Suri is smart beyond her years,” the family friend tells In Touch. “Not only is she writing the book, she’s also working on all the illustrations. She is actually very talented for someone so young.”
And her parents couldn’t be more proud. “Tom and Katie are careful not to push her too hard, but of course they think she is a little genius,” adds the friend. Although Suri hasn’t come up with a title just yet, the insider reveals the story is about the adventures of a little girl who lives in a big house in Beverly Hills. Sounds like more of an autobiography to us, Suri!
This sounds adorable, right? I’m sure little Suri could write a fabulous little book! Except wait … has she ever gone to school? She gets photographed so often, it’s really hard to be sure. Surely she can read though. Right?
According to several reports, the graphic birthing scene in “Breaking Dawn: Part One” has caused some moviegoers to suffer from seizures.
In Sacramento, a man told CBS13 he began to have a seizure during the scene and his wife described him as “convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe.”
A man in Utah had the same thing happen to him, telling ABC-4, “I didn’t really remember what happened, after that I think I blacked out. According to [my wife], I was shaking and mumbling different noises.”
Photosensitive epilepsy, which can be caused by flashing lights, is thought to be the cause.
Thanks to all these moving expenses (you guys, I legit had no idea how much money it costs to stock a kitchen or get electricity turned on, and remind me to tell you the hilarious story about all the money I wasted on dish drainers), I still haven’t seen Breaking Dawn. I was super bummed about it, but now … well, no, I’m still definitely going. I still believe that creepy vampiric uterus is going to be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
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