I know you guys were sitting back, kicking it with your leftovers this weekend, when a hot panic broke out over your being: you hadn’t seen a LeAnn Rimes post on Evil Beet in, what, two weeks? Well, naturally I had to see what she’s been up to, and what did I find? These palate-pleasing little photos of LeAnn strutting her stuff in the autumn sun, probably-braless for the world to see. Isn’t that charming Eddie Cibrian just, like, the luckiest guy in the whole entire WORLD?

I personally like the no-makeup photos that LeAnn’s already been caught with, but I’ll take a demi-nip any day (even if it happens to belong to Courtney Love), you know?

Well, well, if it isn’t Mr. and Mrs. Doug Hutchison, shopping somewhere on Sunset Boulevard for lingerie at Victoria’s Secret. I like Vickie’s and all, but isn’t this kind of thing precisely the reason that Courtney married up when she married Doug Hutchison, so she’d be able to buy pretty things from higher-end stores, more like Frederick’s of Hollywood or even La Perla? I mean, is that disappointment I’m seeing in her eyes, or do you think maybe it’s just gas? That dress is awfully tight, you know.

“This is amazing. You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a ‘Bob Marley’ cake. You know you smoke way too much fu*king weed.”

Oh my. Apparently pot is not the gateway drug, SALVIA is. Remember that video posted of Miley, the one where she’s stoned out of her mind on “salvia”? Right, well, she’s moseyed on over to the Mary Jane, as you can see, and salvia is probably the culprit, don’t you know.

The above quote was pulled from an exclusive video filmed of Miley‘s birthday, which you can check out here if you don’t believe that the precious, fresh-faced Disney princess SMOKES POT. Me, I’m not all that surprised. I called BS when the first video came out of Miley hitting the bong and then being all reproachful and properly shamed over it. I mean, even that dim bulb, Katy Perry, knew what was to come, but no. No one believed it. Now see?

Do you guys dig Bob Dylan? Because, and don’t hate me, but I really, really don’t. Is that an unpopular opinion, to hate Bob Dylan? I mean, I don’t anything about his personal life or anything, all I know is that when I hear his voice I want to end it all. Is anybody with me?

Anyway, despite my active disgust with Bob Dylan’s voice, he actually has some pretty great songs. Take, for instance, Adele‘s cover of Dylan’s “Make You Feel My Love” up there. Gorgeous, right? Well, Adele and 71 other artists (including the likes of Miley and Ke$ha, can you imagine?) are teaming up to cover a number of Bob Dylan’s songs for a tribute album called Chimes of Freedom. The proceeds are going to Amnesty International.

The songs I’m most excited about include, of course, Adele’s, but also Ziggy Marley’s “Blowin’ in the Wind,” Jack’s Mannequin’s “Mr. Tambourine Man,” but most of all Flogging Molly’s “The Times They Are A-Changin’.”

Check out the tracklist after the jump, then let me know which songs you’re excited to hear!

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This is my way of showing support for Jenn’s campaign to turn Evil Beet into a Neil Patrick Harris fan site. Also, come on, you can’t tell me that this isn’t the most adorable man in the world. Especially not after hearing some excerpts from his interview with Details magazine.

DETAILS: You reinvented yourself by sending up your persona in the Harold & Kumar movies. Have they ever asked you to do anything that you said no to?
Neil Patrick Harris: Not much. The only thing that didn’t happen in the new movie is I was going to invite a dancer girl back to my dressing room and try to rape her. That was supposed to be Kelly Ripa, but Kelly was off filming Live! I think she would have loved to have done it . . . They do keep threatening to write a “Neil Patrick Harris” movie, a seventies blaxploitation movie where I kick ass and take names.

DETAILS: Rumor has it that you and your longtime partner, David Burtka, are getting married. Is it true?
Neil Patrick Harris: It’s complicated. David proposed to me five and a half years ago in New York on the same street corner where we met. The following year on Valentine’s Day in Santa Monica, one of my gifts was a ring and I proposed to him. Then, when the marriage-equality stuff was on the tipping point in New York, where we have residency because we have an apartment there, it seemed my responsibility to at least tweet about it—to say, “Please vote for marriage equality in New York, it would be nice to get married someday.” It passed, and then someone tweeted David asking if we were going to get married, to which David replied, “Yes, I proposed to Neil and he proposed to me.” Which I think sounded immediate and wasn’t. It’s exactly what we didn’t want to do, because we contemplated getting married in California, before the Prop 8 debacle, and I opted not to immediately because I didn’t want it to be a media event. I didn’t want to go marching down the street with camera crews. Oy. To get married? Really? It seems like you have an agenda when you do it that way. I wouldn’t want to get married to be an example. I’m hoping we’ll be able to get married in California soon, but there are no plans afoot.

DETAILS: Do you feel any responsibility to represent on the gay marriage issue?
Neil Patrick Harris: No. Everyone has an individual experience. To try to declare yourself a larger representative is dangerous. I just do my thing, we have our life.

DETAILS: You came out five years ago. What’s changed for you since then?
Neil Patrick Harris: Being able to live my life transparently does empower me to feel like I can be myself more. It’s easier for me to flirt with girls now that girls know that I’m gay. It almost makes it a sexier encounter than if I was trying to pretend that I was straight.

DETAILS: Do you think it’s cost you any roles?
Neil Patrick Harris: I can’t answer that. I play a pretty hard-core poon-hound on TV. But there may be producers who are averse to me because I come with baggage. They’re allowed. There are a lot of movies out there.

DETAILS: You just became the president of the board of the Magic Castle, the private club in Hollywood. Do you perform?
Neil Patrick Harris: Magic’s been my thing ever since I grew up in a tiny town in New Mexico. But because free time for me is at a premium, I only perform on talk shows—I’m a talk-show magician. So I’ll get a call from Ellen saying, “Will you do magic?” and then I’ll call my best friend, Ed Alonzo, who’s also a magician, or I’ll call Teller and say, “What do I do?” I should get a little think tank together and pay them money to come up with a routine that I can actually perform.

DETAILS: There needs to be a Neil Patrick Harris variety show with Muppets and magic.
Neil Patrick Harris: I just got a boner.

There can’t honestly be one person who read this interview and didn’t smile at least once.  And if you claim to be that person, then I will never believe you.

Feeding the homeless is ok though.

As you all know, the Kardashian name took a huge blow when Kim Kardashian divorced her husband of 72 days. People just don’t think as much of Kim as they used to (you know, back when she got famous for getting peed on), and in these trying times, Kim’s doting mother, Kris Jenner, has put her lovely daughter on lockdown:

Kris, the 56-year-old Kardashian family matriarch, has gone into major damage controland has laid down the law with her scandal ridden daughter, telling Kim that she has to stay out of the spotlight now that her divorce filing has caused so much bad press for the family.

“They did not anticipate the extreme backlash and the damage it would cause to the K-brand as a whole. The whole empire has been affected by this dumb marriage and Kris Jenner is all about getting paid,” a source close to the family told RadarOnline.com.

Kim’s public appearances have been strictly limited by her mom-ager since she filed for divorce on October 31 after 72 days of marriage to Kris Humphriesand hastily returned from an Australian promotional tour.

“Kim and her sisters are the puppets.  Kris is the puppeteer,” the source said about the family dynamics.

Kim hasn’t been allowed to venture into public, and she won’t be allowed until after tonight’s season premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York because “Kris wants to make sure that the ratings are huge for their show and she knows that if Kim stays under the radar until that airs again they’ll get the maximum publicity out of her situation.”

Another thing that suffered because of Kim’s rash decision? The Kardashian Khristmas Special. Color me bummed, you guys.