Nov 09, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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George Clooney is an immature pervert. [The Superficial]

Madonna – or someone similar – has a new song no one knows about. [Lainey Gossip]

Katy Perry‘s baby bump. [Starpulse]

Is the boy his son? [TMZ]

Kellan Lutz is surprisingly better than a lot of other celebrities. [Socialite Life]

And now she’s a size 4, OK?! [Lainey Gossip]

David Letterman photographs Annie Leibovitz. [Seriously OMG]

Kim Kardashian still wants wedding presents. [The Frisky]

Anna Kendrick‘s newest movie. [Caught on Set]

Lauren Conrad‘s hooking up with WHO!? [I'm Not Obsessed]

The Lady trailer: completely disturbing. [Pajiba]

Inside the new Harry Potter Studios! [theBERRY]

Dakota Fanning‘s racy perfume ad banned. [Cele|bitchy]

Michelle Duggar‘s latest pregnancy announcement video. [Hollywood Dame]

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries caught fighting on video. [Huff Po]

Nov 09, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

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Yeah, “oh no,” I know. Any child star who grew up to look like this is going to be trouble one way or the other, you mark those words. All I can say is that I’m extremely uncomfortable with this guy’s nipples staring me down, and I’m even more uncomfortable with the fine blonde hairlets and Courtney Stodden abs.

Jump in to find out how much the human head weighs.

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Nov 09, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

Not only is pregnancy a friend of Jess’s, it’s apparently a mind-clarifier, too. Just how lucid and not-at-all flighty does girlfriend sound here? It’s amazing – it’s like night and day!

Plus, she looks just great. She doesn’t look all strung out on Cheetos and extra sleep, and her bump looks very natural BEYONCE. And big. My God, what if it’s twins? I mean, she’s due in the SPRING? I’m due in February and I’m not as big as her yet. I mean, I don’t think. We pregnant women often have skewed perceptions of our own growing figures, so hey. Que sera sera.

Anyway, congratulations to Jess – I really think she’s going to be an awesome mother.

BOOBS.

Nov 09, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

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Which more or less means that her entire existence is a party featuring gads of women, minimal men, How Stella Got Her Groove Back reenactments, and lots of gratuitous bikini footage featuring nipple rings, ample bums and tattoos.

Thanks, Rihanna.

Nov 09, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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“He really could not sleep. Have you ever seen the Thriller image when he was made up? He looked that hysterical. … I think in many ways, there were some mirror images in our lives. I’ve seen him cry so many times. He lived a life greater than a hundred years of pain of any human.”

That’s … horrible. I mean, we all know that Jackson had these myriad issues with abuse as a child and substance abuse later on in life, but why the whole “not sleeping” thing? Were his traumas scarringly bad enough that he couldn’t even escape them in shutting down for the evening? Was it due to medication withdrawal? Was it, as a lot of people say, an inability to “shut down” his creativity? Was this how he wanted it to end after all?

All I know is that Conrad Murray is releasing a documentary this Friday, one that was filmed in the days after Jackson’s death in 2009, discussing all sorts of issues that had been in place which resulted in Jackson’s untimely death. In the special, 8Murray will be divulging information about the late performer’s special lifelong friendship with Murray himself. I don’t know about you guys, but he has got my attention. This could be fascinating. Will you be tuning in to MSNBC on Friday?

Nov 09, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Now everybody’s boycotting Kim Kardashian. [The Superficial]

Mariah Carey loses 70 pounds, holy crow. [Bossip]

Nicole Kidman goes overboard with the Botox. [Lainey Gossip]

Sorry, but I’m just not seeing this. Maybe it’s all the clothes throwing me off. [Starpulse]

Heavy D dies of pneumonia? [TMZ]

Brett Ratner stuck it in Lindsay Lohan back when she was clean. [The Blemish]

The sushi stapler? [theBERRY]

George Clooney loves farts. [Huff Po]

Rihanna is probably pregnant. [Hollywood Dame]

Where’d Angelina get the boobs? [Socialite Life]

Kris Humphries won’t sign the papers. [Cele|bitchy]

Joe Paterno‘s basically been fired. [The Superficial]

Strategically-covered Lindsay vagina: the best kind of vagina there is. [Popbytes]

Kelly Brook‘s got the best bod in the business and this is precisely why. [IDLYITW]