Right, doesn’t she? I mean, seriously. Those are some pretty great titties. They’re perky and lovely and just the right size for her frame, and above all – they’re natural. If I were her, I’d never be wishing for another person’s body. She’s got it all right here.

But. As this is a “Love It or Leave It,” and the subtitle of the post is “Rachael Ray Has Some Cute Boobs,” and not “Boots,” it’s those frumpy-assed shoes that kind of ruin the entire thing for me, boobs or not.

Sorry, girl!

Remember we talked about this? All this ‘It Will Rain’ business that I can’t even begin to wrap my head around because I’m still so distraught over Mars’ shoddy Amy Winehouse tribute? I mean, of course I know it’s not his fault that he, in no way, shape, or form, compares to Amy Winehouse, but damn. That’d be like me going out and pretending I could successfully ghost write for someone like William Faulkner or something. Come the f*ck on.

Anyway, this is the video, and it’s as broody and moody and provocative as you’d think it’d be, coming from the Breaking Dawn Part 1 soundtrack, and it’s not so bad, I suppose.

Speaking of which, Breaking Dawn hits theaters next Friday – are you prepared for the madness and mayhem?

NOT. Can I get a big old “NOT” super-imposed over her face in these photos? Because man. If girlfriend here got any more bloated in the face, she might well lift off the ground and begin floating up above stadiums hosting major sports events.

What’s happening here, girl? Is it too much of this, or is it too much of this? Or maybe (daresay), too much of this (NSFW)?

Khloe Kardashian thinks the Kardashians are full of shit. [The Superficial]

Jennifer Aniston TRIES SO HARD. [Lainey Gossip]

CMA Award stuff if you’re into that sort of thing. [Starpulse]

Justin Bieber‘s foul mouth. [The Superficial]

Is anyone really surprised that DMX beats his kids? [ICYDK]

Another Selena Gomez upskirt. [INFDaily]

Taylor Swift makes her stupid Taylor Swift face again. [Huff Po]

American Idol is officially irrelevant. [CDL]

30 Pounds with the help of Photoshop, good lighting, and years of learning how to suck in properly. [Lainey Gossip]

Arnold goes back to the movies. [Caught on Set]

Eva Longoria‘s bare ass and balls. [Celebrity Rant]

The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show happened. [The Blemish]

Michael Fassbender‘s penis. [Cele|bitchy]

Conservatives still hate Glee and its gay stuff. [IDLYITW]

“Well, it can also be more than just sexual, um, appendages. I don’t necessarily like to use the word lover because it sounds like they just come over and have sex with you. I aspire to more than that, and I need more than that. Respect for women and understanding that everything must be earned. Those are two big ones. Someone to share my inner life with. That’s extremely important. It’s also important that my children admire and respect this partner that I would choose for myself. Especially for my sons, who have their father [ex-husband Guy Ritchie], but they need a male role model as well. So I need to keep this in mind: What is this person modeling to my sons, what kind of man is he, what values does he have, what energy is he giving off? Because they are impressionable. It’s so important.”

Am I the only one who completely does not buy the fact that Madonna goes for her “lovers” because of their looks (and probably their wang size?)? Because if she was really interested in fostering relationships that were good examples for her kids – benchmarks so to speak – she might choose boyfriends that are a little bit closer to her peer age group than that of her high school-aged kids, eh?

Photo courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar

“How do you fire Jo [sic] Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”

Um. Um? What exactly is in poor taste, Ashton? I believe your character limit is a bit higher than 79 characters or whatever, so daresay I think you can afford to elaborate a bit more.

A list of things I consider to be of less taste than unceremoniously firing someone who was privy to the act of child sex abuse and sat on allegations for eight years until investigated by a grand jury, ahem:

- Cheating on your wife on your wedding anniversary
- Cheating on your wife with some diarrhea-mouthed skank who goes around peddling nude photos to the site that can give her the most publicity
- Cheating on your wife and not wearing a condom while slumming around with the aforementioned skank who knew you were married to begin with
- Shall I go on?

If we’re going to talk about class here, let’s do it in the right context.

After Ashton was bashed for apparently being uninformed, he backtracked by saying, “‘This is an insane story, I just heard paterno was fired, getting the rest of the story now… Wow.”