Remember when Pink was pregnant for those eighteen months and looked like this everywhere she went?:

Me too. I’m totally living it. Now, however, she looks quite like this:

Amazing, right? This photo was taken at this past weekend’s premiere of Happy Feet Two, and I’m not sure she’s ever really looked better. A lot of people say that pregnancy and child-bearing ruins your figure, but I don’t know. Pink sure looks to be the opposite of that idea, and if I think real hard, I’m sure I could come up with others, too, but hey. Maybe I’m just saying that to make myself feel better in preparation of what’s to come. Whee!

Sasha Grey will never stop touching your kids. [The Superficial]

The Harry Potter scene that arouses everyone. [Lainey Gossip]

Whitney Houston thinks Aaliyah is still alive and acting. [Bossip]

Maria Menounos joins the Pussycat Dolls. Cute. [Starpulse]

Katy Perry‘s newest video. [theBERRY]

Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with 19 women. [Cele|bitchy]

Jay Z claims he wasn’t trying to take advantage of the people on Wall Street. [The Superficial]

Fergie loves being broke. [Amy Grindhouse]

Celebrities reimagined in classic portraiture. [The Frisky]

The most ridiculous photo of Justin Bieber I’ve ever seen. [ICYDK]

Michelle Trachtenberg is hot, I don’t care what you say. [Caught on Set]

A first look at The Hunger Games trailer. [Socialite Life]

Justin Bieber is also auctioning off his Johnson. [Hollywood Dame]

Michael Jackson regularly wet the bed. [The Blemish]

Peta Todd might have the most amazing boobs ever. [IDLYITW]

You guys remember Lady Gaga‘s, like, mantra of “Born This Way,” right? And how all of her fans were so ape-shit over jamming “Yeah, boy, I was born this way; don’t you bully me, bitch” down everyone’s throats? Well apparently to some fans, the “born this way” creed only applies to those in Gaga’s inner sanctum of crap music.

Those same fans have taken it upon themselves to bash Adele – yes, the infinitely more talented Adele – because they’re worried that she’ll take the spotlight away from Lady Gaga in possibly receiving a huge award that’s coming down the pike soon: Bestselling Artist Worldwide. Here’s one Tweet in particular, praising Gaga and lighting Adele:

‘Confirmed: Gaga will not be wearing her meat dress because she is afraid Adele will eat it.’

And according to UK’s Daily Mail, there are even some musical parodies blasting Adele:

“Mock up videos of Adele have also been made with a fake singer belting out ‘I’m bootyful in my own way because Arby’s (an American restaurant) makes nooo mistakes, I’ve got the right order, baby, I was born this weight’.”

The best part? Gaga can’t even be bothered to release her own statement on the hypocritical melee. Instead, her production company states:

“Lady Gaga does not approve of bullying anyone for their physical appearance, it goes against everything she stands for. A tiny handful of fans may be letting her down.”

A “tiny” handful? “May be” letting her down? Come the f*ck on.

Classy, classy bunch of people right there, folks.

See this face down here? This face on Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes?

It’s in direct response to what her mother’s doing these days at the same social events that Lourdes herself attends. What could it be, I’m sure you’re wondering? Throwing hydrangeas at people whilst shaking a sinewy fist? No, that’d be too classy for Madge. Rescuing unwanted children from third- and fourth-world countries? Nope, too noble! This is what Madonna’s doing lately, right in front of her daughter’s appraising and bored – eyes:

Awesome, right? I mean, don’t you just wish you had a mom just like this? One that has boyfriends (who, ahem, completely aren’t chosen by their ages and lack of man-like facial hair) that you can, like, totally relate to, and maybe even snag if you play your cards right? Boyfriends like this?:

Yeah. You do.

“Three years.”

Brad Pitt‘s response when asked last week how long he plans to continue starring in movies. Yep, that’s right, kids, you only have three more years ’til Brad hits the big 5-0 and considers himself too old to be tantalizing all of you in front of the cameras.

What does he plan on doing at 50? Well, he’s not sure. I mean, he wants to produce, and he claims he’ll come back maybe one time to play “a foul-mouthed grumpy old dude one day,” but acting appears to be out for future plans and making films come to life is in.

Consider me bummed. I guess that means no more awesome commercials, either, huh?

… But I consider it my civic duty to show you the things you’d probably rather not see: the nipples of Courtney Love, photos of Doug Hutchison dry humping a seventeen-year-old, Christina Aguilera looking all drunk and make-out-wasted and in a food coma … you get the gist.

I suppose it’s going to be one of those days, however – it’s not every morning that you get to start right out by checking out Courtney Love‘s tits. Enjoy!

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