Are you guys into Michael Buble at all? I can’t be sure because while I very rarely read any news about him, in a certain circle of friends of mine, he is considered a god. He is a god who walks among us lowly humans and gives us all the magical gift of his song.

But just in case you don’t feel that way, here’s a lovely little story about a recent Buble concert in which the god himself didn’t hold back on telling his audience how he really felt about the Kardashian katastrophe:

Recently wed crooner Michael Buble ripped into Kim Kardashian onstage at a recent iHeartRadio Live concert in Manhattan’s TriBeCa neighborhood.

According to the New York Post, Buble, 36, pranked his audience at the P.C. Richard & Son Theater when he announced “Please welcome Kim Kardashian [to the stage].” After audible gasps in the audience, he retorted, “Nah, just f*cking with you! That bitch isn’t coming on my stage.”

He dedicated the next song in his set, Nina Simone’s “Feeling Good,” to Kardashian’s future ex-husband Kris Humphries.

“She hurt him, she hurt him! I wish she had hurt me!” crooned the Grammy winner.

You love him now, right? I knew you would!

19. 19 girls. It blows my mind that Jesse James can land any girls at all, let alone 19. Add on the fact that Jesse landed 19 girls within one year while also in a relationship, and consider me flabbergasted.

Would you like to hear something touching though? Despite everything, Kat Von D still believes in true love …

Never have I felt so strong about True Love, than I do today.  I believe in Love more than anything else, and more than ever before.

Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.

I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship.  All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.

There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better.  Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless.

I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him - because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself.

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Snooki turns 24, has more tattoos. [Starpulse]

A weekend in Kate. [Lainey Gossip]

More details about the women Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with. [The Superficial]

Kim Kardashian‘s kareer is over – now she’s being sued. [TMZ]

Lady Gaga does decapitation now. [Socialite Life]

Very retro photos of Mila Kunis. [theBERRY]

Stuff yourself (sexily, of course) for Thanksgiving. [The Frisky]

Justin Theroux is picking out Jennifer Aniston‘s lingerie now. [Cele|bitchy]

The Walking Dead recap. [Socialite Life]

Bring It On: the musical? [Popbytes]

Batman legend thinks you’re a scumbag if you’re protesting on Wall Street. [Huff Po]

Kendall Jenner‘s ridiculous birthday present from Mommy. [Bitten and Bound]

Why Emma Stone is ridiculously amazing. [Lainey Gossip]

A trailer not to miss: The Iron Lady. [OMGBlog]

Guess the celebrity ass. [The Superficial]

Pippa Middleton‘s social life is over. [Us Magazine]

Remember Rammestein? LOL [ONTD]

I love this video! Here are two smart, funny, impish men with great hair (good work, McHale! My memory is long, you sneaky Adonis), riffing on pop culture together like two old brosephs.

So comfortable are the two together, I am hard-pressed to extract any one quote, because Joel and Conan are giddily interrupting each other. The subject at hand? Kim Kardashian and her divorce, of course.

McHale: “Her mom doesn’t like it when I bring that up on the show [The Soup].”

O’Brien: “Now, that’s, that’s the thing—the Kardashians do not like you because you—you—you make fun.”

McHale: “Well, I bring up the Thing that Made Kim Famous, uh, which is the tape, and uh—”

O’Brien: “With, with uh—”

McHale: “Ray J.”

O’Brien: “With Ray J.”

McHale: “The sex tape with Ray J, and uh, Kim’s mom will call E!, much like an old lady neighbor, going, like, ‘Your son’s baseball landed in my window again!’ And she doesn’t—they don’t like it when we bring it up. I don’t know why, but we just say ‘Sex Tape with Ray J’ all the time. And she calls, and it’s bad.”

O’Brien: “Do you think maybe there’s, she’s thinking ‘I just wish that whole chapt—everyone’s going to forget about the sex tape with Ray J!’”

McHale: “They make so much money, you’d think—I’m promoting it!—they make so much money off of it. They make tons of dough—I think they’re gonna shoot me with, like, a hummus-tipped arrow.”

O’Brien: “That’s how they do it. That’s how all their victims die.”

Then Joel McHale calls Bruce Jenner a “drag queen scarecrow,” and Conan O’Brien hands him an invisible trophy.

Also, around the 6:00 mark, you get to see the hunks of Community, topless (but not quite pantsless).

You guys remember last week’s post about Miley‘s fuller face, right? This one? OK, well apparently Miley doesn’t like being the topic of gossip blogs, because she fired right back at us via Twitter with a nudie photo. The Tweet said:

“By calling girls like me fat this is what you’re doing to other people. i love MYSELF & if you could say the same you wouldn’t be sitting on your computer trying to hurt others.”

You can jump in for NSFW photo and the rest of the story:

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The latest episode of Saturday Night Live was kind of weak, which is too bad, because mothergrabbing Emma Stone was the host. Emma Stone! (She hosted a year ago, too, but still! Emma Stone!)

So none of these clips is laugh-out-loud riotous, but you might hook your thumbs into your pants pockets, nod like a hipster at a Steve Malkmus concert, and just kind of mutter “That’s cool, that’s cool.”

I’m not sure whether “Technology Hump” is safe for work, because it’s pretty unsubtle. It’s probably OK to watch over in the IT department.

Ah! I love it when the Devil (Jason Sudeikis) comes to Weekend Update to talk about current events. The idea of this whole running gag is, not even the Devil can wrap his sweetly devilish little brain around some of the cruelties and evils humanity has devised. In this week’s segment, the Devil is hearing about the Joe Paterno scandal for the very first time.

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