For real, you guys, stop. It’s not cute anymore. I know that back in 2009 or whatever it was the cool thing to do, you know, like “oooh, Chris Brown, why did you viciously assault your girlfriend, Rihanna,” but that was like three years ago. It’s 2011 now, and you guys that haven’t forgotten about that one measly act of domestic violence just need to grow up and get over yourselves.

Here, let me let Chris tell you how he feels in his own words, the ones he Tweeted then deleted:

dont say sh*t to anybody and everyone feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!!! that sh*t happened three years ago!

i know alot of you wack @ss(OLD) celebrities probably wanna f*** my ex but talking sh*t on me wont get u far!

and to be REALLY HONEST… yall wonder why n*gga spazzes all the time? Lol

So, to recap, you guys are way immature for saying things to Chris Brown about the whole Rihanna thing, especially since he hasn’t even done anything, if you do say anything negative to Chris about how he beat his girlfriend, it’s just because you want to have sex with her, and it’s our fault that he spazzes all the time. Got it?

Around 1:00 AM in downtown New York City, police cornered protesters who have been camping in tents in Zuccotti Park (AKA “Liberty Park”) for the last two months as part of the Occupy Wall Street movement. Police, acting on an order from Mayor Bloomberg—the legality of which was specious—gave protesters only minutes to pack up and move, promising that the demonstrators would be able to return once police had “cleaned up” the area.

Then, for the next several hours, NYPD loaded protesters’ tents, food, equipment, and medical supplies into garbage trucks, confiscating as many as 5000 books that had been donated to the #OWS movement. Maybe more chillingly, all press was penned a safe distance away (and in the meantime, airspace above Zuccotti Park was also closed, so that even CNN’s helicopters couldn’t see in from overhead) in what was seemingly a concerted effort to squelch mainstream news coverage. City councilman Ydanis Rodriguez was supposedly beaten before his arrest, other reporters were arrested (with New York Times contributor Jared Malsin first among them), and still others had their press credentials taken away by police. But without the mainstream press present to either report or confirm, other stories—really damning, real-time reports and photos of police using tear gas and “sound bombing” to control the displaced crowds—had, by morning, become the stuff of speculation.

Meanwhile, celebrities on Twitter joined the outcry:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt:

Photo: ows peaceful gathering downtown. Police blocking our way. http://tmblr.co/ZfxHVyByoR3d

Russell Brand:

#OWS moved out of Liberty Park “because they’re blocking 1st responders”- here’s my 1st response “that’s bullsh—t.”

Eli Roth:

A real life horror movie is unfolding in NYC as police tear apart #OWS camp. Watch here: http://www.livestream.com/occupynyc Stay safe NYC

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From a close source at ONTD:

Basically, Demi’s cocaine habit was pretty much the worst-kept secret at Disney for a few years. The adults in charge knew, but didn’t want to do anything about it because she was so overscheduled (Camp Rock, Sonny with a Chance, her music career, all the extraneous junk she was obligated to do), so they let her do essentially anything she wanted and kept the press away by distracting them with Miley’s “scandals” (which were all pretty tame compared to what Demi was doing, honestly). Her mother did nothing. Demi was her cash cow and she wasn’t going to screw that up. That mom is as bad as Dina Lohan – constantly texting, ignoring her kids, selling Demi’s relationship gossip to blogs in order to make some quick cash. She wouldn’t travel with Madison (her younger daughter who plays Eva Longoria’s kid on Desperate Housewives) and never visited her on the set. As for Demi’s recent rehab stint… call me cynical, but I’m still 50/50 split on whether it was legitimate or …

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Ack! Breaking Dawn Part 1 hits theaters this Friday! Are you guys ready? Can you even handle it? Are you already lined up, waiting to purchase tickets and checking these photos out on your phones?

Jennifer Love Hewitt was there … and she wasn’t wearing a bandage dress, my laws!

… Also, I’ve included about a zillion photos of her in the gallery because she’s SMOKING HOT.

Bella’s Dad, or as his parents might know him, Billy Burke, looks like a pedophile without his mustache.

Pretty much all of the female cast went way too heavy on the eye makeup.

And pretty much all of the male cast went way too heavy on the foundation.

Seth Green‘s wife scares me, and it looks like she scares him, too.

Kiowa Gordon left jail long enough to attend the premiere.

Who the f*ck is Pia Mia?

Melissa Joan Hart is still trying to get on Dancing With the Stars.

There were a lot of people there that I didn’t recognize, and I don’t know if that’s because I’m getting old, or because those people just suck. Briana Evigan, anyone? No? OK. I’m not getting old, I guess.

Ashley Tisdale‘s been preparing ALL YEAR for this event. On to next year’s premiere!

… WTF, Rob Lowe?

Peter Facinelli apparently swapped heads with Scott Disick for the evening. Swell.

Anything else I might have missed?

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A brief history of lady porn. [Pajiba]

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