Nov 17, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

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Are you ready for your mind to be blown? Seriously, like, zillion-caliber blown? OK, here goes: Diane Keaton, during her bulimia days, used to take in twenty thousand calories in one day. 20,000! In ONE DAY! My God!

Here are some excerpts from her upcoming book, Then Again: A Memoir, courtesy of the Daily Mail.

On bingeing and purging those calories away:

For breakfast each day, she’d shovel down a dozen buttered corn muffins, three fried eggs with bacon, pancakes and four glasses of chocolate milk. For lunch: three buttered steaks with charbroiled fat on the side, two-and-a-half baked potatoes with sour cream, apple pie and two chocolate sundaes with extra nuts. Dinner almost defied belief: a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, several orders of chips with blue cheese and ketchup, a couple of TV dinners, chocolate-covered almonds, a large bottle of 7Up, a pound of peanut brittle, M&Ms, mango juice, one Sara Lee pound cake, and three frozen banana-cream pies.

On learning to dislike her looks from a young age:

Her body, she was dismayed to discover, looked big in the bathtub and her features failed to measure up to those of Audrey Hepburn, the radiant subject of a feature in Life magazine. To help matters along, Diane slept with a hair-grip on her nose, hoping to reshape it into a straight line.

The side effects from bulimia:

Eating and purging around 20,000 calories a day gave Diane heartburn, indigestion, irregular periods, low blood pressure and 26 cavities in her teeth.

Dating Al Pacino and trying to force him into marriage:

In 1990, when they flew to Rome to start filming Godfather III, she gave him an ultimatum: ‘Marry me, or at least commit to the possibility.’ Clearly, his response was not what she’d hoped for: they broke up, got together again and went on to have another ‘dozen’ break-ups.
‘Poor Al. Poor me — I never stopped insisting,’ she says. When they returned to the U.S., though, a family crisis drove even Al Pacino from her mind. Her father was diagnosed with a brain tumour, and died five months later.  Diane was distraught. Two months after her father’s death, she was sitting in a therapist’s office with Al when he announced that he’d never had any intention of marrying her and wanted to split for good. She watched him walk away without a backward glance.

And her true feelings about Woody Allen after all this time:

“I miss Woody. He’d cringe if he knew how much I care about him, but I’m smart enough not to broach the subject. I know he’s borderline repulsed by the grotesque nature of my affection. What am I supposed to do? I still love him.”

Damn. Talk about one intense lady. I admire her candor and her honesty, and in all truthfulness, I think I’d actually read this book. It sounds fascinating, and her self-awareness is kind of stark and appealing.

Nov 17, 2011 at 09:30 am by Jenn

Photo: Yow! I love George Clooney's teeth!

What does George Clooney see in girlfriend Stacy Keibler? Giuliana Rancic of E! (she’s already back at work!) wanted to know.

She’s tall. She can take me two out of three falls.” Then, to clarify: “She can kick my ass.”

Rancic also tried to get a straight answer out of Clooney about plans for babymakin’, which is Rancic’s favorite topic. No dice, Rancic!

But 11-year-old Amara Miller, who plays Clooney’s daughter in The Descendants, warns that Clooney isn’t really dad material: “Let me just say, he wouldn’t be good as a father,” she said. “George likes being an adult. George has fun being an adult, and I don’t think he would like having kids.”

At The Descendants‘ LA premiere on November 15:

Nov 17, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Mike McQueary claims he did stop the rape. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears made a Marilyn Manson video. [The
Superficial
]

How embarrassing for J. Lo, really. [Lainey Gossip]

Mila Kunis is “knockout of the year.” [Starpulse]

Ryan Gosling was “trained” to be the sexiest man in the world. [Huff Po]

Lady Gaga tones it down. [ICYDK]

The Breaking Dawn London premiere. [INFDaily]

I just don’t get this couple. [Lainey Gossip]

Familiarize yourself with Marcus Canty. You’re probably going to hate him in a few years. [CDL]

Michelle Trachtenberg filming in Central Park. [Caught on Set]

Did Sandra Bullock get a shit ton of plastic surgery? [Cele|bitchy]

Kelly Brook’s nipple photo. [Celebrity Rant]

Sofia Vergara‘s publicist told her to get a breast reduction. [The Blemish]

Nov 17, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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Ooh, the “where he at” and the “he been busy” are just killing me. Where the hell did this girl learn how to speak, her infant? Anyway, from TMZ:

Justin Bieber’s alleged baby mama sent a text Wednesday to a friend, begging him to erase an incriminating text in which her mom says someone OTHER than Justin Bieber is the baby daddy, and then promising to give him a cut of the action when she scores a payday.

So, I suppose that settles that. Mariah is a crazy, trashy ho that’s looking to cash in like any other crazy, trashy hos that have tried this trick in the past. Bieber‘s (unfortunately) in the clear, and this “Robbie” person is apparently up for a lifetime of being spoken to like “where you at” and “I been busy,” and if that’s not punishment enough, he has to share a beautiful little baby boy with someone who’s clearly on the wrong side of well-adjusted. Good luck with that, dude.

Image courtesy of TMZ

Nov 17, 2011 at 06:30 am by Jenn

A couple days ago, I posted the audio track to Rebecca Black‘s new hit single, “Person of Interest.” Why did I do that? I ought to have figured that an official music video would be along momentarily.

And here it is now!

In this video, Rebecca meets her eponymous “person of interest” at the carnival, where they play skee-ball and drive go-karts. But by nighttime, she can’t find him. Oh, no!

There is something so namelessly blithe—so charmless!—about Miss Black’s performances that just kills me. I think it has to do with the way she chews up words and spits them out through her nose. Also, the eye contact.

Since we last discussed Rebecca Black, though, I have listened to her new song approximately 8000 times. It’s no “Friday” (can you believe it’s only been half a year since Rebecca ruined the best day of the week?), but “Person of Interest” is, uh, kind of working for me. Also, I found the mini-golf scenes sort of poignant, just because I used to go with my boyfriend to a pirate-themed 18-hole golf course back when I was like 15. Sigh.

Nov 17, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

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Now, you don’t need to be a Twilight fan to appreciate the attractiveness that these two women exude. … Wait, what’s that, you didn’t know they were part of the Twilight franchise? You didn’t know there was anyone aside from Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner? Well then. Surprise!

Here’s a little background information on both of them (not that it’ll really factor in to “who’d you rather,” but whatever):

- Nikki Reed‘s the one who married a creepy American Idol alum after dating for, like, three weeks or something
- Ashley Greene‘s the one who had the nude photo scandal* a few years ago that no one cared about
- Nikki Reed recently said that “not everyone on the set of the movies are friends,” so that means everyone probably hates her
- Ashley Greene thinks she’s comparable in looks and acting ability to Angelina Jolie

So … Who’d you rather?

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*Not that it should, you know, sway your decision in any way, because we *don’t* have photos of a naked Nikki Reed, but here’s those NSFW Ashley Greene nudes, after the jump, if you’ve never seen them before.

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