Here’s the rest of the melee, and I’ve also included even more photos of Audrina Patridge’s ridiculousness. I love it. It’s awful, and it’s … awful.

Who was also there: Gym Class Heroes’ Travie McCoy, and do you remember back when Katy Perry dated Travie McCoy? Wasn’t that some crazy shit right there? Also, Nickelback. LOL on that.

That’s right! On Friday, the Biebz took Mariah Yeater‘s little paternity test just as he promised, and I’m sure he aced it.

But why did Bieber bother? After all, the paternity suit was dropped five days ago. And besides, we all already know who her baby’s father is.

However! Enty at Crazy Days and Nights has gone wild with the news, speculating that Mariah Yeater may actually have credible evidence proving she got jiggy with J-Biebz. Could it be?

Eh, probably not. According to TMZ’s earliest reports, that paternity test is just the first step in the huge freaking lawsuit Justin Bieber is about to file against Yeater. TMZ reported again today that Bieber’s lawyers are following through with the original plan.

As I see it, Mariah Yeater is just some dumb single mom who had hoped to reach a settlement with Justin Bieber’s team. I realize Bieber wants to make a legal precedent out of her—frivolous lawsuits and, uh, extortion are generally not OK, as a rule—but suing some dumb, 20-year-old single mom doesn’t sit very well with me. It’s like, ugh, just toss her in jail or something.

What were you guys doing last night while the AMAs were on? I was watching football, but happened to flip by Katy Perry’s weird, pink performance. When I saw that, I came to the realization that I made the smart choice by choosing sports over celebrity, and I was happy about it. HAPPY, do you hear?

Favorite Country Album – Taylor Swift, “Speak Now”

Favorite Country Female Artist – Taylor Swift

Favorite Country Band – Lady Antebellum

Favorite Country Male Artist – Blake Shelton

Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist – Adele

Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist – Bruno Mars

Favorite Pop/Rock Album – Adele, “21″

Favorite Pop/Rock Band – Maroon 5

Favorite Latin Artist - Jennifer Lopez

Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Artist – Nicki Minaj

Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Album – Nicki Minaj, “Pink Friday”

Favorite R&B Female Artist – Beyonce

Favorite R&B Male Artist – Usher

Favorite R&B Album – Rihanna – LOUD

Artist of the Year – Taylor Swift

Contemporary Inspirational Favorite Artist – Casting Crowns

Alternative Rock Music Favorite Artist – Foo Fighters

Sprint New Artist of the Year – Hot Chelle Rae

Ugh. Taylor Swift. That’s how I feel about that.

Also. Because it just has to be said and I refuse to dance around the big, skanky elephant in the room: AUDRINA PATRIDGE LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

There’s a crap ton of photos in the gallery for your perusing pleasure, so I’ve included them after the jump so as to not slow the page load time to ten minutes.

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A horrible Walking Dead confession. [Lainey Gossip]

Ashton Kutcher is using his divorce to market new products. Awesome. [The Superficial]

Jessica Simpson was made for pregnancy. [Starpulse]

YUM: Thanksgiving cookie decorating ideas. [theBERRY]

Adam Lambert has a large, bulging crotch. [Socialite Life]

Liza Minelli‘s dog broke her leg in three places. Liza’s leg. Like, the dog did it. [TMZ]

The Sweet Valley High movie is going to be NOSTALGIC. Go figure. [The Frisky]

Breaking Dawn brought in HOW MUCH this past weekend?! [Cele|bitchy]

Courtney Stodden won something. No joke. [Popbytes]

Bruce Springsteen is officially back. [Huff Po]

Robin Gibb is battling liver cancer. [Bitten and Bound]

Katy Perry’s boobs. BOOBS. [The Superficial]

Florian Frin is NAKED. [OMGBlog]

Peeta at the GQ party. [Lainey Gossip]

Why Christina Aguilera REALLY needs Spanx. [ONTD]

Jennifer Lopez is making out with her new boyfriend in public. [Us Magazine]

Congratulations are in order for Kristen Wiig, who has been named GQ‘s “Bro of the Year.”

It’s an especially notable distinction: most of GQ‘s Men of the Year are, well, men. (The 2009 Bro of the Year, for instance, was Paul Rudd.) This didn’t stop GQ from photographing Wiig in some pointedly un-bro-like lingerie, but whatever. I do like that she apparently drinks champagne through a straw.

The profile accompanying Wiig’s accolade was penned by none other than her Bridesmaids costar, Jon Hamm. His article is, uh, a lot shorter than GQ‘s other MOTY articles—here’s Michael Shannon’s profile, for comparison—but Hamm’s take on Wiig’s meteoric rise is complimentary and earnest.

He begins his profile of Wiig by describing their Bridesmaids sex scene together:

Bounding around in a flesh-colored thong, trying not to sweat all over Kristen while a hundred crew members are literally like, “Can we get this done, please?”—our embarrassment coupled with everyone else’s exhaustion lent that scene a particularly awkward sensibility. But it was inspiring to watch Kristen quarterback the team, be the cheerleader and decisionmaker, and then get in front of the camera and be hilarious.

Hamm goes on to give Wiig away as an “incredibly shy” person, for whom over-the-top acting is just that: an act. “But this is a woman who wore coconuts on her tits on SNL,” Hamm reassures us. “She can go to the craziest, most grotesque places on the planet in character.”

Oh sadness. I’m not even going to go on a long-winded diatribe about how awful it is that we lost Amy Winehouse – a visionary, a musical magician – because it’s all been said before, so I’m just going to let this here little video speak for itself. It’s moving, it’s poignant – it’s Amy in the prime of her life and her career. Yeah, she’s a little on the thin side, and yeah, all of these scenes were probably filmed while Amy was descending into the long, horrible journey known as drug and alcohol addiction, but we can look at these clips and appreciate Amy for who she was musically – an innovator (even if I’m not a huge fan of ‘Our Time Will Come’ itself).