Nov 25, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

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You know what the best thing is about this couple? That they’re absolutely no pretension or confusion as to who they are. They fulfill their red carpet obligations and act in the movies that their agents see as good fits, and they say all of the words that their fans are dying to hear. Another best thing? They’re completely normal folks, just like you and I. They don’t gussy themselves all up to go to dinner or to a movie, or even for a quiet stroll down the street, and they still appear to be happy together. They’re totally not doing this for the publicity, and they’re not afraid to be photographed unwashed. That might be the best part of these guys, and that’s no lie.

Nov 25, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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I’m not usually a fan of people dressing their animals up – and not because I think it’s all noble and kind to revere animals like PETA does, worshiping them and not, you know, wanting to embarrass them – but because it’s stupid. It’s flat-out stupid. If you want to go ahead and dress your dog or cat, I’m alright with that. Just don’t expect me to reciprocate or join in the fun by making my coonhound parade around in booties, sweaters, cell phone holders or watches. They’re animals, ffs.

Anyway, in case the headline wasn’t clear enough, the following photos are dogs dressed up like Harry Potter characters. It’s actually pretty amusing, on the whole, and I guess if I *did* decide to go nuts and dress my dog up, it might be in this kind of attire. I’d be Hermione, of course.

Images courtesy of the Daily Mail

Nov 25, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

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Michael Buble is just … OK, let’s face it: he’s not hot. He’s way talented, and I like a lot of his music (especially his Christmas renditions), and he might be a perfectly nice guy when he’s not slamming women with misogynistic labels like “bitch,” which I’d normally be OK with, but something about him publicly bashing Kim Kardashian just didn’t really settle all that well with me, truth be told. He also allegedly cheated on one of the sweetest girls in the world, Emily Blunt, time and time and time again, so there’s also that. I don’t know. I’m not saying that this Luisana Lopilato is with him for any other reasons than pure, unadulterated love, but Michael Buble – to me – is not exactly a prize.

She’s awfully pretty, though, huh?

Nov 25, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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“I might have been a bump in the road – but for someone to file for divorce, obviously it was a long time coming. They obviously had issues way before I came into the picture.”

Isn’t that super news, guys? That former mistress Sara Leal isn’t feeling any guilt about cavorting with a married man? I know this is opening a can of worms for a lot of people, but let’s be truthful here: while part of her statement is correct (“They obviously had issues way before I came into the picture”), and if it wasn’t her, it probably would have been another hookup in another hotel, but the bottom line is “What kind of woman would get involved with a married man,” purely on a moral or ethical level? I’m sure it’s probably because Ashton’s all famous and stuff, and Leal just couldn’t help herself, but what does that also say about her? Come on now.

Nov 25, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Reese Witherspoon‘s massive cameltoe. [The Superficial]

Jonah Hill is actually kind of hot these days. [Lainey Gossip]

Kelly Rowland‘s new boyfriend. [Bossip]

PETA’s probably going to destroy Janet Jackson‘s house now. [Starpulse]

Now Suri Cruise is writing a book. See? ALIEN. [Cele|bitchy]

Celebrities and their families at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. [Huff Po]

Awesome espresso cups courtesy of Etsy. Christmas is coming, after all. [The Frisky]

Mexican Esquire made Ashley Greene Latino. [Yeeeah]

Celebrities who shaved their heads. [theBERRY]

Rockers who are still in love. [INFDaily]

Media outlets being paid to ruin Kris Humphries. We know better. [Amy Grindhouse]

Miley Cyrus knows how dumb her tattoos are, it’s OK. [The Superficial]

The latest pregnant Jessica Simpson photos. [IDLYTIW]

Nov 25, 2011 at 07:30 am by Emily

No. No, he cannot. But hey, nobody ever said this kid was any kind of bright!