Nov 30, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Sarah

photo of jessica simpson pregnant pictures photos
To look at her, though, you for sure wouldn’t think so. Jess says to People:

“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they’re glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional.”

I hear you, girlfriend, but I don’t think you should be worrying – you’re gorgeous. Also, your baby bump is very apparently real, and it doesn’t fold up when you do simple, everyday things like walking around. I’m also glad that you’re not strangling the poor kid to death, wearing tight-ass clothing and trying to look as non-pregnant as possible. Bonus points for you there, girl. Your willingness to carry a fetus and experience all that goes with it might be the most refreshing part of this whole entire thing, you know?

8 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is Sweating Like a Pig”

  1. blasted1 says:

    Oh, please! The fat is starting to creep its way up her neck! She looks like a white Aretha Franklin BEFORE she got cancer. The resemblance to Aretha stops there, of course.

  2. crab says:

    I think she looks beautiful in these pictures!

  3. Queasy says:

    She looks radiantly happy and healthy. Any normal (non-stick insect) pregnant lady is going to look a little ‘puffy’, there’s a lot of fluid retention going on in the process!

  4. blah says:

    She looks pretty, but I think she’s got more than one baby in there. Supposedly she’s only five months along. She’s either giving birth to twins, triplets, or a ten year old.

  5. Koko says:

    She’s a little big for someone who’s not that close to delivering, but she still looks gorgeous.

  6. zelda fitzgerald says:

    It’s all baby and boobs though, i think she looks wonderful

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