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Ali Lohan Thinks We Think Her Mom’s, Like, Respectable or Something

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Isn’t that a hoot? Ali says this about the public’s interest in her recent non-plastic surgery plastic surgery:

“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. Its absolutely not true.”

In the same interview with Page Six magazine, she also counters allegations that her drastic weight loss could possibly be attributed to drug use:

… Aliana insists she is the opposite of a wild child, she doesn’t drink or smoke, and, “I just say no [to drugs]. I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from…I’ve seen people do it to her and I’ve learned to be like, ‘That’s stupid, no’. That’s why Lindsay and me are so close, because we’re able to talk about those things together.”

I don’t know. I’m just all ‘meh’ about this girl. She claims she’s a big girl, she’s grown up, she’s learned from her familial mistakes, and now she wants to be called by her given name, Aliana Lohan, but guys? I honestly just don’t give a shit enough about this girl (this Lohan) to make the effort to change her damn category tag to “Aliana Lohan.” It’s just not worth it to me – I’m sorry.

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  • She’s pretty but nothing extraordinary. If she weren’t “a Lohan” I doubt that anyone would be paying attention.

  • I literally burst out laughing when I saw her face on that magazine. Holy fucking hell.. how old is she now? The parents of these kids need to be locked the hell up. It looks like she’s wearing a MASK!