Nah, I’m just joshing, these kids didn’t ruin Thanksgiving. Did you Americans enjoy a variety of meats and pies with your nearest and dearest? Did you watch any football games or parades? Did you have to sit next to your bitchy cousin and her douchebag husband until you just couldn’t take it anymore and had to make an escape to the balcony to hang out with the morbidly obese dog who desperately wanted back inside to steal some turkey? Yes? Then Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina, the top two country sweethearts from this past season of American Idol, didn’t ruin Thanksgiving for anybody.

But man, they sure did try.

Here’s a video of Scotty performing at the Macy’s Day Parade, doing some mighty fine lip syncing:

And Lauren forgetting the words to that one song about America and some banner at the Lions vs. Packers game:

Kids today, right?

9 Responses to “Scotty And Lauren from American Idol Sure Ruined Thanksgiving”

1. Anna says:

   November 25, 2011 at 12:36 pm

   Again, like many of your other articles, your writing sucks…Obviously you don’t just like gossiping, but trashing hardworking individuals who have done and will continue do more than you ever will in life.

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   • Jenn says:

     November 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm

     1) Sorry, but it’s kind of the biggest post-holiday news out there. It is on the entire Internet.

     2) Why’d you change your name for just that one comment?

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2. Anna says:

   November 25, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   I understand that it was a major flub, but it’s still mean of her to be so tactless…And Anna is my middle name that I sometimes go by…No need to be so defensive…It’s my own personal opinion

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   • Harriet Meadow says:

     November 25, 2011 at 6:03 pm

     Oh yeah, let’s not criticize people for sucking. That’s just *mean*.

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3. Anna says:

   November 25, 2011 at 6:06 pm

   I understand that my review was rude and uncalled for, but trashy gossip writers should be held accountable for their crudeness. I am sorry that my comment was rude, and I should hade made it more constructive rather than mean. However, the writing quality was poor

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   • zelda fitzgerald says:

     November 25, 2011 at 8:18 pm

     how was it poor? and Jenn, what’s her name usually and HOW DID YOU KNOW???

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     • Jenn says:

       November 25, 2011 at 9:07 pm

       Haha! No, it’s just that we can see IP addresses when we look at comments, and she’s used three different handles today so far, one for every post she chose to comment on. (I don’t think she realizes there are three separate writers, either.)
4. crab says:

   November 28, 2011 at 5:24 am

   It’s a gossip blog! What else should we do but gossip??

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   • crab says:

     November 28, 2011 at 5:26 am

     AND I’m new to this blog and I think the writers are awesome!!

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