However! Enty at Crazy Days and Nights has gone wild with the news, speculating that Mariah Yeater may actually have credible evidence proving she got jiggy with J-Biebz. Could it be?
Eh, probably not. According to TMZ’s earliest reports, that paternity test is just the first step in the huge freaking lawsuit Justin Bieber is about to file against Yeater. TMZ reported again today that Bieber’s lawyers are following through with the original plan.
As I see it, Mariah Yeater is just some dumb single mom who had hoped to reach a settlement with Justin Bieber’s team. I realize Bieber wants to make a legal precedent out of her—frivolous lawsuits and, uh, extortion are generally not OK, as a rule—but suing some dumb, 20-year-old single mom doesn’t sit very well with me. It’s like, ugh, just toss her in jail or something.