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3Quotables: Style Icon Chloe Sevigny Disses Nicky Hilton; Also, Seems Kind of Obsessed with ‘Jersey Shore’

Photo: Chloe Sevigny works the catwalk at the Opening Ceremony Resort show

“I read somewhere that Abercrombie & Fitch offered to pay The Situation not to wear their clothes—but who am I to say who should be wearing mine? I do remember someone saying that… what’s Paris Hilton‘s sister called? Isn’t it Nicky or something? Anyway, she apparently talked to someone about my first collection, and was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ I was like, Good! I’m glad she doesn’t get it. It’s not for her. Besides, what’s there to get with clothes? So if Snooki wants to wear my clothes, go for it. I think she’d look a lot better in them.”

—the imperiously icy Chloë Sevigny, who has a new fashion line (via CeleBitchy). No, I know; I promise you’ll have a lot more fun with the quote if you read it to yourself in this voice.

But what is Chloë really trying to say here? Do I detect a barely-veiled attack on Nicky Hilton? Here, let me run that quote through my Mean Girl Translator. Ah, yes: Sevigny said, “I have been obsessed with Nicky Hilton ever since I overheard her complaining about the way I dress. Now I will pretend like I can’t even think of her name. Nicky? I’m sorry, Nicky Who?”

I see, too, that Chloë would be willing to selflessly sacrifice her style credibility if it only meant she could get Snooki out of that awful leopard print. Also, Chloë seems to know an awful lot about the Jersey Shore cast, don’t you think?

What else did Chloë say about Jersey Shore?

“I think it’s really depressing that people are propping these people up as celebrities. The way they behave is embarrassing, and I think it’s kind of diminishing our culture. Most reality TV people behave like pigs, and it’s unfortunate that they get put on pedestals for doing so.”

But! She also said,

“I have to admit, I do find that JWoWW sexy in a really weird way. It’s like that sexy, dirty kind of girl—not dirty, but like a hot mess. We’ve all gotten too drunk and acted crazy at parties, but I don’t maintain that and I’m kind of fascinated by those girls who do.”

Of course! The “Hot Mess” appeal, right. Don’t worry, Chloë, it’s OK to feel conflicted. I actually know exactly how you feel!

For instance, on the wall of my office, I have tacked up a Uniqlo poster* of Chloë—oh, what is she called? Chloë Sevigny or something? Yeah, her. I can’t explain it, but she is bizarrely magnetic. She acts like a total space alien. And I mean, I don’t maintain that, but I’m kind of fascinated by girls who do.

*I am really not kidding. She is posing fiercely with a comparatively complacent Tadanobu Asano, and something about the whole thing really tickles me. Oh, Chloë! So yeah, it’s very much on the wall in the other room.

November 10, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn

3 Responses to “Quotables: Style Icon Chloe Sevigny Disses Nicky Hilton; Also, Seems Kind of Obsessed with ‘Jersey Shore’”

  1. Ike Nash says:

    Hello Sexy Mrs.Nicky Hilton how are you doing today?

  2. Ike Nash says:

    Hello Mrs.Nicky Hilton how are you doing today my name is Ike Nash & I am a very very gorgeous and sexy looking kid and I live in The city of Toronto in the country called Canada,but originally I came from the islands in the caribbean from an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines but now I live in the city of Toronto in the country called Canada and if you Mrs.Nicky Hilton ever happen to stop by to visit here in Toronto you should come by and visit a very awesome restaurant/Bar called,The Only Cafe,which is located in a very awesome area called Donlands On Danforth,which is located in Toronto,plus you should come by there at the ending of this month which is the month of November but anyway here is a song that I have written for you and the name of it is called,The Way That You Swang(Your Hips),and I wrote this song to the instrumental of a rap song called Mo Murder,using all of my very own words/lyrics,and the song called Mo Murder was originally sang by a very awesome rap group called,Bone Thugs N Harmony,so dear Sexy Mrs.Nicky Hilton here is my very romantic song for you that I wrote to the instrumental of Mo Murder using all of my very own words/lyrics!take care Miss/Ms!

    The song title for Sexy Mrs.Nicky Hilton is called: The Way That You Swang(Your Hips)

    My chorus:

    The,way,that you swang,babe yo,your hips,babe,visit my zones,plus,girl,babe,anythang,should,be yours babe,anythang good,plus babe,play,love songs,that heal,you,babe,visit my zones,come visit me Babe,someday,in ma city girl,bring your friends,too!

    Verse 1 for Mrs.Nicky Hilton:

    Bring your crews,babe,come to chill,come to hang babe,have a good time,in the daylights girl or night time,in the spotlights,feeling so right,when the sun goes shining down babe,we’ll hang girl,as the music,plays,on the stereos girl,with folks there,with food babe,food everywhere!

  3. Ray says:

    Chloe has consistently been one of the worst dressed in Hollywood, why would anyone listen to her when it comes to fashion

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