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Joe Jonas is So Happy That Britney’s Thighs Are Wrapped Around His Head

photo of joe jonas getting a lap dance at a britney spears london show pictures photos
Is it me, or does Joe look like he’s trying to head to a happy place in his head while Britney grinds her crusty, leather-clad chode up against the nape of his neck?

This is what happened at Britney’s recent London show, where Joe was a guest star, and later, the victim of her on-stage pole assault. In fact, it was so traumatizing for Joe that it took him hours to recuperate and make an attempt at a half-hearted Tweet “thanking” Britney for her cooties:

What a great night! LONDON! you rule! what a way to end the @britneyspears tour. And.. @britneyspears thanks for the strip tease.. ;)

Yes, thanks. Thanks kind of like, “Thanks for running my foot over with a grocery cart in the cereal aisle, you blind old bitch,” or “Thanks for accidentally telling the boss that my ‘doctor’s appointment’ was actually a spa day, you f*ck.” I get where you’re going with this Joe, and believe me – I feel more than just sympathy for you. I feel embarrassment, too, because your crappy haircut is almost worse than what happened on stage.