But this time – THIS TIME! – he’s gone and shrink wrapped the shit in some kind of shiny green polyurethane blend that’s probably giving him testicular cancer as we speak. The photo isn’t exactly NSFW (oops, this link is), but I’m going to stick it below the jump just in case there are reps for, like, Sesame Street wanting to buy ad space on our site and in that case, here’s a little Elmo ditty that’s totally appropriate for the accompanying photo.
Jump in to see the Green
Seriously, I’m actually kind of grossed out by this. I like penis as much as the next (and I mean “penis in general,” not specifically penis of women-beaters), but I don’t know. Something about this photo (and the accompanying smell of green-wrapped balls) is just way nasty to me.