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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: Janney B
“C’mon, let me down, Jason! You said if I sang a few songs up here you would take me to getsum goddamn furnch fries.”
First runner-up: Dave
“He’s BEHIND you! He’s BEHIND you!”
Second runner-up: ChloeDC
“Hey y’all, I pulled a Fergie! Pissed myself on stage!”
Congrats to Janney B! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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Baby’s Sex Revealed: Snooki’s Having a …
i think that a girl would be best because ever one wants to have a girl i no i would plus a boy would be good to because there would be a boy to take out the trash n all that n not so much drama as a girl -
Surprise: More Inappropriate Photos of Courtney Stodden!
this isn;t something new that happens all the time—xxxxooo -
Kanye West Wants Kris Jenner to Stop with The Plastic Surgery
Oh kanye ! You silly egomaniac man child….if she doesn’t hack away at her face ..how else will the people be entertained?
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“… Is that a carrot?”
It looks like SJP just caught sight of her own hands.
Dalmations, did you hear me? Fetch me 101 Dalmation puppies, NOW !
“Neighhh”
*Translates to: “This is my surprised face.”
My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I’ll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate.
Sorry to be a repeat offender, but I have to, again, go with
Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together.
omg! Is that what I really look like! No wonder people mistake me for Barbaro!
A corpse is a corpse, of horse, of horse and no one can talk to a corpse of course.*
Sung to the tune of the old Mr. Ed TV show theme.
“How is my scary Dr. Doom face? Nailed it didn’t I?”
Trick or Treat !!
No……..your microphone doesn’t look anything like THIS one.
( Mr. Demill ) I’m not ready for my close-up!
Vincent Price’s sister insists leaked nudes were only meant for Michael Jackson.
I just got my head out of a vice.
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
OMG!! I just caught sight of myself on the monitor!!
I just sharted!!
Oh no, oh no, they told me this butt plug wouldn’t slip out in public.
“ok..Kim Cattrall, we get it Samantha’s the slutty one…but can you please wait till after the press junket to demonstrate the gang bang scene from Sex and The City 3?”
“Mr. Ed visibly reacts when he overhears the word, gelding….”
Hell yeah… I blew my makeup on with a shotgun! You gotta problem with it??
I know i must look a mess but I was kidnapped, hogtied, slapped across my forehead with a rubber sex toy, forced to watch midget porn while a retarded girl fed me grapes. It wasn’t Sex in the city honey…it was more like sex in a friggin nuthouse! I’m just glad to be released!
“Hey Butthead! Let’s go score some chicks!”
Something wet just came out with that fart!!!
Turn that freakin’ wind machine OFF!
I’ll get you my pretty…and those ruby slippers too!!!!!
Rats i messed that up ….plus some one beat me to it..lol
…and then I said “DO NOT push the ‘Close door’ button in that elevator!!!”
That new Windtunnel ride at Disneyland is a bitch!!
Wow! When that plastic surgeon said she could make me look like Marc Anthony’s twin, she wasn’t kidding…
oh my god thats too big
shes on drugs fo sho
Just one more week and they harvest. Manolo can cobble enough for a pair of 41′s off my tanned ass alone.
Sex And The Biddy!
Oh sh*t, my tape just popped. Now my boner is gonna show….
oh no! I have to go out in public!