OK, here is what I already know about Lisa Ling without actually peeking:
- Lisa Ling was a reporter for Channel One News, which aired in public schools like mine. (Channel One also helped to launch the journalism career of one not-yet-silvery Anderson Cooper, as I recall. Also: a lot of the employees at Current TV got their start at Channel One.)
So WHYYYYYY is Lisa Ling starring in an ABC sitcom? As far as I can tell, she once played a doctor on the TV show Ed (remember it?), and that’s it. That’s it!
The sitcom is tentatively titled No. One Son—like, #1 Son? I guess?—and it’s about the familial cultural clash that ensues when a Chinese-American girl marries an Irish/Italian-American boy. STARRING LISA LING. You guys! This is weird.
“On a particular level, it’s entirely true that it’s the most important scene in the whole movie, but obviously it goes without saying it’s been built up at this point to an insane degree… It’s funny, because in the book, you don’t see anything. It’s everyone’s imagination, so it’s entirely subjective. I hope it’s good! There are two big sex scenes in the two [final] films, and we did them fairly early. It was so weird, it didn’t even feel like we were doing a scene with a Twilight film. I was like, ‘Bella! What are you doing? Wow! What is happening here?!’ It was very surreal. We [originally] got rated R. The recut it.”
“… When I was doing prep for Breaking Dawn, I suddenly realized, ‘This is SO not On The Road. People definitely want to see you looking trim.’ Usually we’re all making fun of Taylor Lautner for working out so often, and then suddenly me and Rob [Pattinson] were like, ‘Shit!’ and were running around the block while Taylor laughed at us.”
On whether she prefers Americans or Brits:
“Well, I’m kind of repulsed by jocks from anywhere, so I have to go with the [Brits].”
On her personal style:
‘There’s something about wearing jeans, trainers and a sloppy t-shirt everywhere you go that seems very southern California to me. I love choosing stuff to wear, and my publicist always calls and asks, ‘Do you wanna do something like [go to a fashion show?]‘ And, if I’m not busy, I’m definitely interested. I’m going to one thing [soon]… either Burberry or Mulberry, I’m not sure.’
Could this bitch be any more blasé-cool? I’m thinking “no.”
Matt Felker? Remember him? He was in ‘Toxic’. He was also in the video for ‘Stacy’s Mom’, which I wasn’t aware of, and now this ruins my entire vision of a hot, tanned Matt Felker writhing around on the floor as a male stripper, because now all I hear is “Stacy’s mom/has got it going on” playing in the background. Nice. Real nice.
Anyway, he’s starring in the upcoming movie Balls to the Wall, which just looks like a shitshow of awesome hilarity (Chad? Really?) featuring some really gawky-looking dude as a stripper-in-training and Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore.
Plus, you get to see his bare ass in this movie, which is probably incentive enough to see it. For a free preview, jump in. The photo’s not really all that NSFW (unless your place of employment has a problem with men in assless chaps seducing cowboy midgets), but take caution anyway. We here at Evil Beet aren’t held responsible for any involuntary bodily fluid emissions that may occur.
Look who we found in New York, rocking the nude face! It’s Anne Hathaway, and she doesn’t exactly look all that happy to have her photo snapped! Why? Search me. Anne here has a perfectly lovely non-makeup’d face, and it’s nothing to hide. Maybe it has more to do with the whole “invasion of privacy” thing, but hey. What do I know about personal privacy anyway?
“I had it [Human Papillomavirus]. But I mean, a lot of people get it from my ex.”
You know, I read this quote online today and I laughed out loud. No, seriously – before I started scouring the Internet to find out if Alexa Ray Joel‘s quote in a recent XOJane interview was a misprint (’cause you know, that never happens or anything), I laughed and I laughed hard. Not at Miss Alexa’s misfortune of contracting HPV, because that part sucks, but about a lot of people getting it from her ex. By then, I’d managed to track down the original interview (which you can read in its entirety here), and you know what? It wasn’t a misprint from another site. By then I was practically howling. This magazine or whatever’s either got a lot to make up for, or Alexa Ray Joel’s just one funny girl.
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