Here she is! To end your Sunday evening with a bang, I’ve compiled a lovely little gallery of Tila Tequila performing in a bar in New York last night. And no, I know it isn’t clear if she’s singing or stripping, but that’s not my fault. That’s just Tila Tequila for you!

If you’re a fan of Arrested Development, your heart has probably grown weary of repeated promises of a movie. You probably dejectedly watch reruns and cry over the distinct lack of such comedic gold nowadays. It’s ok, I understand. But, if you haven’t heard, there was a remarkable event that took place today at the New Yorker Festival: A Bluth Family Reunion, including the likes of Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Michael Cera, David Cross, Portia de Rossi, Tony Hale, Alia Shawkat, Jeffrey Tambor, and Jessica Walter, so basically everybody. Another important guest was Mitch Hurwitz, the creator of the show, and, according to an audience member, he had some important words to say:

So I’m not going to get my hopes up, but … I’m kind of getting my hopes up. Anybody else?

As if this girl hasn’t already given us enough gifts for a lifetime, right?! But, being the beautiful flower that she is, Courtney Stodden decided to go ahead and keep on giving, this time in the form of a raucous rock song, “We Are America.” And you know what? It makes me proud. It makes me proud to be a woman, to be an American, and to be able to share such a poignant piece of art with you.

What kind of feelings are you having?

Poor Kanye. I really do feel bad for him sometimes. Like that time that he thought that everyone thought he was Hitler, or that time that he professed that all he needed was a lady who would ride or die. And now there’s this time.

See, last night Kanye had his very first fashion show. In Paris, even! He got the courage to show the world his very first collection, Dw Kanye West, and what did the world do? It spit in his face, that’s what it did.

Here are a few excerpts from a review in The Wall Street Journal, titled “Good Thing Kanye West Has A Day Job”:

Zippers were unzipped. Snakeskin pants were metallic silver. There was a very large and furry fur backpack. For an arctic Spring/Summer  2012.  Necklines plunged so precariously that they seemed a personal shout-out to J-Lo.  Heavy beading – including one breastplate of a top – recalled the Flintstones. Strips of crocodile hung without reason from a leather skirt. There were lots and lots of tight leather pants.

I liked the perforated black leather. Yet a vast quantity of luxury materials can’t blind people to a lack of creative marksmanship.

There’s something about fashion design that makes untrained people think they can do it, too. Never mind the years of study and practice it takes to create Azzedine Alaia or Alexander McQueen, whose designs reveal that a few millimeters of fabric is the difference between excellent and also-ran.

Still, Lindsay Lohan was there! And the Olsen twins! And it’s Kanye!

Next, Marc Jacobs pitches for the Yankees!

I’ve included a bunch of pictures from the show so you can decide for yourself if Kanye’s clothes are really all that bad. Don’t hold back!

Images courtesy of Fashionista

Yeah. This is an actual video of LeAnn Rimes doing a cover of “Someone Like You” by Adele. I think you’ve probably only had to have read about one other sentence on this whole blog to realize that this is possibly the wrongest thing that’s ever happened. Sure, I don’t think LeAnn’s vocals are atrocious or horrible or anything but … this is Adele here. You don’t touch that. Especially when you’re this girl.

As always, this is a safe place, so feel free to let out your feelings on this. No judgement, just acceptance.

I don’t need to tell you guys how awesome I think Zach Galifianakis is, because I’ve told you time and time and time again. But today is his birthday – he turned 42 today – so all y’all need to appreciate him today, all right?

In order to make this task a little more easy for you, I’ve gone ahead and compiled some of my favorite Zach Galifiankis moments for you after the jump. It’s ok, you don’t have to thank me, but it might be nice if you did.

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