Yeah, so I think that headline and this video really speak for themselves. Well, and also I thought that some of you might care to hear Joseph Gordon-Levitt talk about sex. That’s bound to do something for someone, right?

First, let me say that I’m not one to jump on the “BASTARD CELEBRITIES ARE TRIVIALIZING RAPE, MAHGOD!” bandwagon, because you know what? Sometimes people just say stupid shit. To take that further, sometimes there are just STUPID PEOPLE. However, I never thought that Johnny Depp was stupid or ill-spoken, which is why his recent Vanity Fair interview struck me as kind of off.

From the mouth of Depp:

Despite being one of the world’s most handsome men, Johnny Depp hates photo shoots so much, he compares them to violent sexual assault. He tells Nick Tosches in Vanity Fair, “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Raped … It feels like a kind of weird — just weird, man.” He’ll pose with fans, “But whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like — you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.”

See, JD, the big difference between what you’re talking about and what rape actually is, is that you have a say in doing these photoshoots you speak of. You can accept, decline, postpone, or not show up at all. Rape victims? Well. They just don’t have that many options, now, do they. I mean, that is, after all, the whole essence of rape, is it not?

Oh no, what’s Blake going to do now, aside from capitalize off of her COMPLETELY AWESOME nude photos? Continue doing the Gossip Girl thing, sans big-time-boyfriend fame? Find other yachts to hang out on in the Mediterranean? Do an album? Or hell, maybe she’ll fold the whole thing over and go the Michelle Williams route: writing love letters for a living. Or, OOH. Sous chef. Point is, Blake can’t act her way out of a home “photo shoot,” and the only thing she really had going over the past few months was the fact that a monster movie star boned her on the regular – one who didn’t try to cover it up, either.

Look! Lea Michele did something (fashion-wise, anyway) that I can get behind! I am just loving this dress. And I’m loving the way Lea Michele looks in it. I don’t always agree with her fashion choices (OK, I almost never agree with her fashion choices), but this time, I think she’s hit it out of the park. Now, if we could just get her to stop talking, we might be making progress with little Miss Glee.

Who used to dabble in gay prostitution? [The Superficial]

Ridiculous sex products. [The Frisky]

Diddy apologizes for being a douche. [TMZ]

Wes Craven‘s fears. [Starpulse]

New George Harrison documentary. [LA Times]

Jennifer Aniston CRIES. [Socialite Life]

More Rihanna with no pants. [Yeeeah]

LeAnn Rimes‘ secret addiction. [Amy Grindhouse]

Movie characters that were too sexy to die. [Pajiba]

Amanda Knox is on her way home. [Cele|bitchy]

More Britney tour photos. [The Superficial]

According to Mr. Maybe-Hottest-Man-Alive, he doesn’t think he’s all that attractive. In fact, he’d probably go as far as to say that he’s funny-looking. And I say that with some certainty, because he said something similar:

“I’m not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until The Notebook was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed.”

Well, Ryan, as if you didn’t know, you are the hotness. And even when you were playing those “weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider characters,” you were STILL the hotness. I know you better than this, boy. I know you have to know that your attractiveness is way off the charts. You wouldn’t be doing all those confident, look-at-me modeling shoots if you didn’t kind of think you were attractive. I mean, I’m sure your personality’s the bees knees, but you dated SANDRA BULLOCK. Did you think you got by on that one just by your sparkling charm? OK, fair point. She married Jesse James, and you, my friend, do have quite the sparkling charm. But I refuse to believe that you don’t think you’re all that good-looking. Is this from all that hanging around with that Eva Mendes girl? Because you know how I feel about that.