Oct 06, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Emily

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I know you guys, it’s a strange notion, but according to a body language expert, Justin Bieber is “insecure” and “controlling.” Whaaaaat?

Dr. Lilian Glass tells HollywoodLife.com that the pictures of Justin and Selena holding hands in Brazil doesn’t indicate a healthy relationship — we are shocked with this news! Dr. Glass tells us that the reason Justin is usually walking in front of Selena is because he’s “insecure” about their relationship and trying to assert his power.

“Walking ahead of her says ‘power’ and that he has to be in charge,” she tells us. “Selena is happily taking a subservient role in the relationship and it says she’s insecure about the relationship too.”

Maybe Justin’s alleged insecurity is because Selena is absolutely gorgeous and a bit older? She is 19-years-old while Justin is only 17. But Justin is a huge superstar and girls would do anything to be in Selena’s position.

Luckily, Dr. Glass does reveal one good thing about their relationship — there’s tons of passion!

“It’s good that they walk in step,” she says. “It shows they are like-minded and both on the same page. There’s also a lot of passion between them, but she just needs to step up and take charge in the relationship.”

Have any of you guys ever pretended to be a body language expert?  It’s super fun.  One of my favorite things to do while out and about with my boyfriend is to grab his hand forcefully and charge ahead of him, while glancing back and hissing “my body language shows that I am in control.”  For real, this is a thing that happens in my relationship.  Another time, he took a picture of us with a horse, and when I looked at it I told him that based on the horse’s body language, it was clear that he felt a much stronger connection with me.  I’m a really neat girlfriend.

Do you guys buy into this body language business at all?  Do you think it’s possible that Justin Bieber could be anything less than the world’s best boyfriend?

Oct 06, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Emily

Here’s how this started. I saw this picture of Evan Rachel Wood looking all neat and fancy, and I wanted to show you guys. But then I saw a picture of Emma Stone looking like the most adorable girl that’s ever been, and I wanted to show you guys that, too. But since I have a lot to talk about today, I had to choose between my two favorite ladies. And, well, I couldn’t.

Which lady do you prefer?
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Oct 06, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Emily

See, Mama Shakur doesn’t want any of that nonsense. She’s had to go through all sorts of things with her little angel, Tupac – the fact that his friends smoked his remains, conspiracy after conspiracy surrounding his murder, and, you know, the murder itself – and it turns out that a sex tape is just pushing it a little too far:

TMZ spoke with a spokesperson for Pac’s estate, who was VERY clear, “We will sue anyone who tries to sell a Tupac tape.”

The rep insists … only the estate has the power to authorize the use of Tupac’s image for commercial use … and there’s NO WAY the sex tape will ever get the proper approval.

We’re told Tupac’s mother, Afeni Shakur, is aware of the tape — and has told her spokesperson, “Get the legal team ready because [we] will not allow someone to put it out.”

The rep tells us … the estate is trying to figure out who is marketing the tape by attempting to identify the individuals who appear on film, including the leading lady, believing one of them might be the culprit.

Really though, thank goodness they’re fighting so hard to keep this tape from being released.  Everybody knows I love me some Tupac, but when I first heard the news of the sex tape, I think I literally gagged.  It just sounds so gross and icky and it makes me uncomfortable to thing of Tupac, the person I consider to be my guardian angel, engaging in such activities.

On the flip side, is anyone super bummed?

Oct 06, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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Guess who’s NOT running for President. [The Superficial]

Blake Lively versus Jessica Biel? [Lainey Gossip]

Why Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez are at each other’s throat. [Starpulse]

Drew Barrymore is ready to settle down and have babies with a dude I didn’t even know she was f*cking. [Cele|bitchy]

Highlights from Paris Fashion week. [Lainey Gossip]

Nintendo’s ZELDA. [LA Times]

Hank Williams is fired. [TMZ]

How hot Johnny Depp used to be. [The Frisky]

Dylan McDermott goes nude. [Socialite Life]

Rachel Maddow is not getting married anytime soon. [OMGBlog]

Sara Leal‘s boobs. [Yeeeah]

Miranda Kerr‘s adorable baby. [INFDaily]

A grand view of Minka Kelly’s ass. [Caught on Set]

Demi Moore looking for weird dudes to hook up with? [The Superficial]

Kim Kardashian‘s already renewing her vows. [ICYDK]

Oct 06, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn

Any action movie worth half its budget has that ‘cliffhanging’ scene. You know the one: someone slips off a window ledge, or maybe out of a helicopter, and now his or her life tenuously hangs in the balance. “Hold on!” the hero shouts. The damsel-in-distress’s fingers are slipping, one by one. “Grab my hand!” the hero pleads.

This is pretty corny, but I’ve always found the ubiquitous cliffhanging scene to be really cerebral, all taut with suspense. I think it’s because, during my elementary school gym class days, I could never do a single pull-up. (Most girls seemed to whiff out around pull-up #2, thank you.) And then I’d watch the “HOLD ON!!!” scene in movies and think to myself, Well, gosh, in that situation, I’d just let go of whatever I was holding onto. And I knew I was doomed since, after all, attempts to cross the monkey bars tended to end with me falling into the woodchips, massaging my arms and yowling with humiliation.

Above, you’ll find a montage of classic HOLD ON!!! movie moments, including (SPOILER!) that scene in The Good Son where Mom has to decide whether to let go of Macaulay Culkin or Elijah Wood. (OH NO!) The video is set to “Hold On,” the 1990 pop ballad that marked the debut of Wilson Phillips.

Oct 06, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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“I threw a chair at a director. It wasn’t my proudest moment. He was treating a script supervisor horribly… When the director walked in, I threw a chair at him. I missed, of course. I was like, ‘You can’t speak to people like that.’ I can’t tolerate it.”

So, um, you threw a chair at him, girlfriend? You don’t think that was, maybe, at all too dramatic? Couldn’t you have just spoken to him? Embarrassed him in front of his and your peers? Walked off set to make a statement? Advised the script supervisor to quit that shit? Don’t you think you’re kind of old for that kind of theatric? Shouldn’t you leave this kind of stuff to the seasoned pros like Lindsay Lohan? Or just maybe someone who’s a little bit younger and less mature. I don’t know. Did Justin put you up to this? Did he say that this, combined with your recent black-and-leather-wearing, will give you the street-tough cred that he so gets off on?

I know there’s a lot of questions here for you to answer, but if there’s anything you’ve got tons of lately, it’s time, right?