Yes, Lance Bass is producing a boy band called Heart2Heart and appearing in their music videos. Gee, that’s something, Lance Bass. That’s really something.
Even if you don’t care about Lance Bass, please just do yourself a favor and watch this glorious music video. The song is called “Facebook Official,” ok? Do you really need another reason?
Even though the headline made me just laugh and laugh, this is actually a pretty sad story. See, poor little Snooki just lovesKate Winslet. She’s her favorite actress who starred in her favorite movie – what else? – Titanic, and she wants to be just like her. As in, she dreams of being an actress of Kate’s caliber. Are you giggling yet? Ok, let’s continue.
In order to achieve her dreams, Snooki had her people call Kate’s people so the two could get together and chat. Snooki apparently even thought that she could get some tips from Kate. So what was Kate’s response when she heard of this request? She “just stared blankly and said, ‘What’s a Snooki?’”
Oh, Snooks. Don’t give up, honey. Kate’s just too busy cussing and taking pretty pictures to recognize your special brand of magic. Don’t give up though, girl! You’ll have your own personal Titanic one day. Let’s just hope your acting is a smidge better than your fellow castmates, all right?
Do you know why I included the video of the LeAnn Rimes classic, “Blue”? It’s because that’s the way Maya Angelou first gained appreciation for LeAnn. See, Maya heard the song and absolutely loved it, and she believed LeAnn to be an old, soulful black lady before she realized she was a “little white girl.” I guess that little surprise fueled some interest in LeAnn, because when Maya Angelou got a show called The Celebration Table on the Hallmark Channel (which I will definitely watch as long as it doesn’t cut into the hours and hours of Golden Girls reruns), LeAnn was one of the first people she wanted to talk to.
But what could these ladies have to talk about? Let’s let LeAnn tell us:
“We talked about forgiveness, marriage, children, poetry, music, food … and drank great wine together. Her spirit is infectious. Meeting her changed my life. She’s a walking angel and the wisest person I’ve ever met. She invited Eddie, the kids and me back to her home soon for a few days because she wants to cook for us. I’m happy to call her my friend and she calls me her daughter. What an honor.”
Again, I just don’t get Beyonce. I know, I know, a lot of people think she’s a goddess, and that’s fine, but in my world, goddesses don’t cause anxiety attacks and near seizures. They just don’t.
Also, is it just me, or is Beyonce starting to look more and more like Tyra? With the long hair and bangs, like in the very last shot of the video? Does anyone else see that?
You know, I’m getting to the point where I no longer care whether Britney‘s batshit crazy or not. She’s finally starting to look *as good as she used to, and who would I be to ruin that for her and everyone else who’s loyal to Britney? With photos like these, I mean, people might actually start Googling “Britney Spears nudes” all over again, and come on now: don’t you dare tell me you never did it, because I’ll call you a LIAR LIAR. Pants on fire.
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