At yesterday’s Frys.com Open, Tiger Woods was standing at the 16th hole, deep in concentration, gripping the shaft of his putter, preparing for his final stroke. When suddenly, an errant weenie arced through the air!
Woods was lining up his birdie putt when an unidentified male spectator came running toward the green. Woods, who finished in a tie for 30th, looked up and said he saw a hot dog flying in the air which the man had thrown.
Whether the flying sausage were intended to smack Tiger in the face or merely disturb his putt, we’ll never know: Woods’ would-be attacker, though compliant, refused to disclose his motive to Santa Rosa authorities.
The heckler had a surprisingly lousy arm, though: he lobbed the hot dog from 40 feet away, and it soared only eight, maybe ten feet, before softly thudding onto the putting green.
I think it’s actually really sweet that she traveled all that way to have a sing-along with a bunch of underprivileged kids. Kids that apparently love this bitch, just judging by the way they all went nuts over her appearance. And what was Miley doing in Haiti, you ask? Well, she was volunteering with the Starkey Hearing Foundation, which helps provide hearing aids to those with impairments.
“It’s never been a secret in my personal life – I’ve just never been asked by the press. I’ve used it, I like it, it works well for me. That’s just the simple truth. I found I’ve been able to use it and have full expression and look really normal. I found the frown line was distracting me – I was conscious of it. Now I’m not.”
Well, Courtney Thorne-Smith, I wouldn’t exactly say you’re “normal-looking” now, post-Botox, because frankly, the areas around your browbone and the bridge of your nose sort of look like melted wax. But if you’re saying that’s the look you want to go for, and that’s what you think you naturally look like, hey. *Who am I to judge, you know?
Mikey Welsh, best known as Weezer’s bassist from 1998 to 2001, died yesterday. Welsh was 40 years old. He had been visiting friends in Chicago; hotel staff found him unresponsive on the floor of his room.
Chicago police say narcotics are likely the cause of Welsh’s death, the Tribune reports. The Tribune adds that Weezer, in its current incarnation, is slated to headline tonight at RIOT Fest, an annual three-day music festival in Chicago. Welsh was supposed to be in the audience.
After Welsh’s departure from Weezer, he embarked on a career as a painter. Years passed before Welsh spoke openly about his nervous breakdown and subsequent 2001 suicide attempt—a failed drug overdose. He sought help, and he was later diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder and borderline personality disorder. According to some accounts, Weezer quietly replaced Welsh when he was hospitalized.
Radar Online notes that Welsh was oddly prescient about his death on his Twitter.
I would like to tell you that the term “retard” is very offensive to me. I am not offended because I ASSUME it would offend someone who has mental retardation. I am offened on how the word came to...
I am not offended that Rosie has a fear or anxiety of LP. I feel that when someone knows very little about things and or people they tend to be anxious. Think about it if you had never been around someone...
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