This is Milla‘s latest shoot for Spanish magazine, S Moda, and all I can say is DAMN. DAMN, Milla. Isn’t this the same Milla that put on, like, eighty pounds during a pregnancy a few years back? And she looks like this now? Where have we all gone wrong??

The official description of the flick, which will be released later in the year, talks about survivors of a nuclear blast, who squirreled themselves away for “days” after an attack. Acording to the trailer, however, they appear to be rescued at some point, but not before axing one another up, ripping off one another’s fingernails, setting themselves on fire, and generally becoming a nuisance to themselves and each other.

Note to self and those who live around me? If there’s ever a nuclear holocaust in my area, I want to be alone.

Look, it’s a dark-haired Kate Hudson! And you know what? I kind of like it. She sort of reminds me of Darlene Connor, and that can never really be a bad thing.

Anyway, the brunette hair is for a movie Hudson’s filming, The Reluctant Fundamentalist, which hits theaters in 2013. From IMDB:

A young Pakistani man working on Wall Street finds his approach to life changes after 9/11.

The film also stars Kiefer (yay!) Sutherland and Liev Schreiber, but you probably don’t have to worry about seeing this. I mean, all signs point to the world ending  sometime in 2012, so they just may as well scrap this whole project. As a matter of fact? Scrap all projects that won’t be ready for 2012. There’s some extra money for you, Wall Street protesters.

Gwyneth Paltrow tried to run a paparazzi over on her bike. [The Superficial]

Jen and Justin wear matching everything now. [Lainey Gossip]

Nicki Minaj‘s unbelievable new boobs. [Bossip]

This is really the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse]

All of Kristen Stewart‘s teachers failed her. [The Blemish]

Kelly Rowland and her fake boobs. [TMZ]

The games of your childhood. [theBERRY]

First photos of January Jones‘ adorable baby boy. [Huff Po]

Kris Humphries‘ wedding band is GONE. [Hollywood Dame]

Rachel Zoe dumps her man. [Socialite Life]

Salma Hayek was born to be a wife and mother. [Cele|bitchy]

Lindsay Lohan cutting again? [Popbytes]

More nudity just for you. [The Superficial]

Well this just may be the final nail in the coffin of Demi and Ashton’s marriage: alleged mistress Sara Leal, who was advised a mere week ago to deactivate all of her social networking sites and avoid making any public appearances or statements by a real, live lawyer, has broken her silence and is now talking about her escapade with Ashton, which is said to have occurred on his 6th wedding anniversary. Leal says that the two had met weeks prior, and had arranged to meet at a hotel later on in the month:

“He just came up and kissed me. I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary… I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked,” she explained, noting that another woman was also involved in the hot tub tryst.

Noting that Kutcher claimed to be separated from Moore, Sara continued, “He lost his towel and I took my robe off… Then we had sex. He was good… It wasn’t weird or perverted.”

Leal, who is a 22-year-old administrative assistant, went on to say that she and Ashton had sex a second time, then claiming that Kutcher told her, “I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real.”

So are we to assume that “things like this” have occurred before, or that Sara Leal was a one-time thing? And is anyone else completely enthralled by the fact that Ashton is good in bed? It’s like, “I just knew it.”

Jump in for a photo of Sara Leal’s tits, woo!

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“This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because so much meat is infected with salmonella, E. coli, and campylobacter that licking it is like licking a toilet. In addition to this being completely unoriginal, it’s completely callous—flesh from a tortured animal isn’t a joke, isn’t camp, and isn’t cool. Meat is full of blood, is produced with violence, and causes great suffering.”

OK, so while I agree that licking raw meat (ugh, I shudder to think of it) is completely gross and it’s probably as good as licking a toilet, the part about being callous and insensitive to cows is RIDICULOUS. I mean, I eat meat, so now does that make me uncool? Insensitive? VIOLENT and WILLING TO EMBRACE GREAT BOVINE SUFFERING?

Please, PETA. Get over yourselves, because though there are many out there who support you, there are just as many (like myself) who think you’re a bunch of over-bored nut jobs. Please excuse me while I go make a smorgasbord of sausage, steak, ham, bacon, and scrapple for breakfast. I’m feeling the need for a juicy, grass-fed ANIMAL this morning.

Image still courtesy of Tyler Shields