A: One of the Harry Potter characters that you’d most think likely would be in the possession of a bomb. Here’s a few hints to get you started (and unlike traditional blind items, you’ll actually get the answer today, here):
- This was a character – whether you were a Gryffindor or Slytherin fan – that you probably wanted to punch in the face one or more times
- In the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, this character did some pretty awful stuff with Fiendfyre
Is that an erection I saw? It was totally an erection I saw. And it was a rather realistic-looking erection if I say so myself. I’ve seen plenty of erections in my lifetime, and that, my friends? Was no joke.
Anyway, this is the red band trailer for American Reunion, a movie that, believe it or not, I have absolutely no interest in seeing. The masturbation humor got old back when I was sixteen, and oh, that was when the original American Pie movie came out. GO FIGURE. Either way, it’s nice that Alyson Hannigan is returning to the franchise that kind of made her famous, because let’s be real: she’s the only true big thing that came out of the movie, aforementioned erection included.
“I hope that young women know that sex is still a big deal, and they don’t have to put out soon. If they want someone to court them for a while before they give it up, that’s wonderful and beautiful, and a man will only respect you more for honouring your body. I am that way.”
So Gags is saying … what, exactly, here? That casual sex is bad? Sleeping with someone on the first or second date sucks? That a man won’t respect you after you sleep with them? What about young men? There are young men who choose to wait (or try to wait for the very same reasons), what about the idea of women pressuring young men to have sex before they’re ready? I am completely down with a man (or a woman) respecting you for honoring your body, but I’m still not quite sure where she’s going with this. I guess she could be peddling worse advice, though. There’s always that.
I’m not sure if I’ve ever actually been more grossed out while scoping out the inside of a celebrity’s mouth. I mean, seriously. This bitch can drop $1200 on a Balenciaga bag and buy herself luxury vehicles, but she can’t afford the $103 for a damn dental cleaning? It’s official: Lindsay Lohan will never – never – be as hot as she once was. Even if she allows her lips to deflate, grows out that heinous blonde, stops dressing like a skank, and joins a convent, those teeth are there to stay. No amount of hot, gratuitous cleavage will fix this. And even if she gets those chompers repaired, these photos will be forever burned into the intricate layers of my psyche, a psyche that that formerly revolved around the beautiful and charming Lindsay Lohan and her antics. I’m done, guys. This is one troll that’s out of control.
Marion Cotillard is filming a new movie called Rust and Bones in which she plays … actually, I don’t know what she plays. I don’t even know what the movie is supposed to be about, because when I decided to do a Google, all I could see was nipples. Like, everywhere. So then I went back to the photos in the gallery and decided that as long as Marion Cotillard’s tits were on display, silly, trivial little things like plot and character development really don’t matter, now, do they?
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