What ex-boyfriend is Rihanna shacking up with? [Bossip]

I think he’s gross, too. [Lainey Gossip]

Lindsay Lohan‘s gone full hooker. [The Superficial]

Amber Heard blew Johnny Depp out of the water. [Starpulse]

Jennifer Aniston says she’s versatile. [Cele|bitchy]

Why are Harry Potter and his friends so excited? [Huff Po]

Celebrities crushing on celebrities who don’t care. [Bossip]

Sara Leal VIDEO. [The Frisky]

Whitney Houston‘s crackheadedness almost got her kicked off a flight. [Yeeeah]

Aaron Rodgers IS kind of hot, huh? [theBERRY]

Kate Gosselin clips coupons. [INFDaily]

The hacker was curious about Mila Kunis nudes. [Amy Grindhouse]

And now a translation of Courtney Stodden‘s Tweets. [The Superficial]

Please. Please, please, please. First of all, do I believe for one hot second that Courtney Stodden was kicked off Facebook for posting this photo? Hell no! Have you seen some of the photos posted on Facebook? This is downright – almost – demure and tasteful. Do I also believe that it was “jealous women” who mass-reported the photos to administrators, requesting her to be banned? No way. Jealous? Why am I jealous? Why would the average, of-age woman be jealous of this twit? Because she’s got fake boobs but looks pre-pubescent from the bellybutton down? Because she’s got a face like Stifler’s mother?

Jeez Louise.

Worry not, though, Courtney-lovers: her Facebook account has been reinstated, citing an “accidental deletion.” Mmhmm. Right.

Here are some of Courtney’s latest Tweets; they’re sure to inspire you to be just like her.

“Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)”

“Saturated within a superb Sunday as Gods love beams brightly! ‘There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear … ‘ 1 John 4:18″

“In the kitchen whipping up some syrupy splits before bouncing into bed for a sweet & finger-licking night! Yummm! ;-x”

“As I slip on my sexy mini-skirt my taunting mind takes flight into an intimate world of wondrous imagination. Whats your Friday Fantasy? ;-)”

“I am going to get drilled today… & I’ll keep my mouth open the entire time. I’ll be a good girl… I promise. Mmm… I LOVE the Dentist!”

“Lickin a sucker as I boisterously bounce UP & down on the bed while drenched in a soak ‘n wet white mini-T & pink panties; Feelin Dangerous!”

You know what the scary thing is? SHE PROBABLY DOES ALL THIS STUFF FOR REAL.

See these photos? There are some websites out there condemning Vanessa – who’s not my favorite person in Hollywood, but I’ll certainly defend this, at any rate – because she chooses to go out in public looking like, well, this. And this, my friends? I’m totally not going to lie – is how I look most days. And most evenings. I’ve got a huge collection of lounge clothes, and I’ve always been a fan of being comfortable over being fashionable and, possibly, uncomfortable.

But the BS she’s getting for doing her? LOL Who knows. Maybe, surprisingly, Vanessa dresses for herself. Granted I’m not a celebrity, but that’s how I go about my wardrobe-choosing on a given day. I put on what I feel like putting on, not what other people in my life are going to expect me to wear, or even think is flattering on me. And dammit, if I *feel* like dressing up, actually doing something with my hair and wearing something aside from yoga pants and long-sleeved t-shirts, then so be it. But rest assured I’ll be doing it for me, on my own terms, and not to impress or placate anyone else, thanks.

You keep doing your thing, Vanessa. Don’t get the wrong idea; I’m not, like, interested in you now or anything, but I think you make a good point with the way you choose to present yourself: “What you see is what you get, bitches, and if you don’t like it, then look away.”

Images courtesy of the Daily Mail

It started as curiosity and it turned to just being addictive… seeing the behind-the-scenes of what’s going on with the people you see on the big screen.

Look at this face! If this isn’t the face of sheer remorse, I don’t know what is!

I mean, when I think “Sorry about giving Jenn Frank all those awesome pics of Scarlett’s boobs” (yes, I understand the ecosystem of gossip and the symbiotic part I play in it), I envision a pimply-faced teenaged hacker. How wrong I was! Instead, I should’ve thought of Christopher Chaney, some dude who looks like my best friend’s dad. Oh—except that my BFF’s dad is like 65, while this guy is only 35. But still: Dad, is that you?

So yeah, I’m pretty sure this means I have to start second-guessing where all my photographs are coming from. Eeeww! Ack!

The NY Daily News has much more:

The whole thing started as a way to peek into the private lives of his favorite stars.

Now that he has been charged with 26 counts of computer hacking, aggravated identity theft and wiretapping, he’s certainly sorry. Chaney could be looking at 121 years in federal prison.

“I deeply apologize,” said Chaney. “I know what I did was probably the worst invasion of privacy someone could experience. I’m not trying to escape what I did. It was wrong. And I have to just face that and go forward.”

Image (and story!) via NY Daily News.

“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers. She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”

Uh, well, you don’t really need to, bro. That’s what we lowly entertainment bloggers are here for. And rest assured, it’s way disgusting – those suckers speak for themselves. But hey, I guess since we’re on topic – the professional advice for the week is “brush, floss, and stay the hell away from the meth.” Also? “THERE’S DETERIORATING PUBLIC EDUCATION AND RAMPANT HOMELESSNESS AND INTERNATIONAL UNREST. Don’t squander your money so that you can’t afford even a basic damned cleaning, you multi-millionaire, you.”

*I know, I know; but I needed something, and that was the closest I could come without racking my brains too hard before breakfast and coffee on a Friday morning, guys.

Not her youth, mind you – she was too busy palling around with people like JFK Jr., and the like, but you get the general idea. She’s living vicariously through someone that existed in the eighties and nineties who may or may not have been much cooler, and she’s taking advantage of the benefits of casting directors who need their eyes checked and can’t distinguish a “bright, fresh-faced twentysomething” for an “aging, barefaced early-fortysomething.”

The look (I’m hoping, anyway, because I’m hearing that this is how she actually SHOWED UP to the set of her new movie) is for a new film, Thanks for Sharing, which centers around three people being treated for sex addiction. And in that getup, she looks like one of the addicted, rather than a self-involved, hoity-toity doctor who treats them.

How about it?