Don’t you just love to see little Daniel Radcliffe in all of his new adventures? I know I do. And so far, I think my favorite would have to be this horror movie business. There’s just something so special about seeing little Dan in such a creepy environment, isn’t there? I just want to pinch his little cheeks and take him away from all the things that are going to give me nightmares for the rest of my days.
A moving truck parked outside the Santa Monica home of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore is adding fuel to the “split” fire surrounding the couple’s relationship status.
When contacted by PEOPLE, the moving company, Wetzel & Sons, could not comment due to confidentiality.
So, a moving truck, huh? Isn’t this, like, the same exact thing that happened with Sandra Bullock and Jesse James? The affair allegations surfaced and no one heard anything for weeks on what Sandy was going to do about it, but then all of a sudden – BAM! There was a moving truck outside their shared home and Bullock got the eff out of there fast as can be. Is this what we’re to expect? Because though it’s not surprising, it’s still shockingly final if one of them is heading for the hills and taking their crap with them.
See the way girlfriend is walking in this video? SHE’S PREGNANT. Wanna know why I’m so convinced? Because I’ve been walking the same way for weeks now, and I know what’s going on inside of me. It’s easy as pie, friends. Jessica Simpson is pregnant. My only gripe? I wish she’d ADMIT it so we could, like, start pretend-planning a shower or something for her. She’s just going to be, like, the most darling mom EVER, doncha think??
Reason #3,482 v. 1? She’s got nice nipples. They’re not too large, they’re not too small, and even though the photos are black and white, you can tell the color’s probably just right – neither too pale nor too dark.
This is just further proof that some women have all the luck – a lovely mouth in the absence of plumping agents, attractive nipples, and a hot, grounded boyfriend. Life doesn’t get much better than that, folks.
Jump in for the gallery, which contains Eva boob. In case you were wondering, yes, we do like boobs around here. I mean, what’s not to like?
Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lohan to serve 360 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A., as part of her probation in the shoplifting case. Part of the deal—the judge required her to be reliable, non-disruptive, and serve at least 4 hours at a time.
But sources tell us … Lindsay blew off 9 scheduled visits … and when she did show up, she would often bail after working there for only an hour.
Yikes. Anyway, Lohan was fired from her (court-appointed, mandatory) “volunteer” work a whole two weeks ago, but this story is only just now breaking. It’s bad news for Lindsay, too, since the community service program was part of her probation. Oh, well! She’s working for the Red Cross now!
Also! TMZ is additionally reporting that Lindsay is saying that she just couldn’t hang with the hoi polloi, since those awful people at the Downtown Women’s Center were out to get her from the start, “insisting the staff was REALLY mean to her from the second she arrived.”
Lindsay! They were “mean” because you were ungrateful and entitled, and because getting you to show up on time was like pulling teeth. Whoops—should I not have said that last thing?
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