Oh, good ol’ Amber Portwood, that hot mess of a Teen Mom. It always seems like no matter what other trainwreck MTV has to offer, Amber always comes out on top, doesn’t it? And you might be like “no, no, Emily, didn’t you see Deena‘s ass crack?” And yes, I did, but I’m here to offer you irrefutable evidence that Amber Portwood is, in fact, MTV’s trashiest employee. I call it “irrefutable” because it comes from her own brother.
Because I don’t get it at all. I know that he’s supposed to be just the absolute hottest, but … really? Yeah, he kicks game all over the place, and he’s been with a number of gorgeous ladies, and sure, I could sort of maybe see what people might see in him during P.S. I Love You, but overall, no, no I do not think that Gerard Butler is attractive.
To appease your lustful needs, or to give you a good giggle, I’ve included a gallery of Gerard on the set of a movie called Of Men and Mavericks. After you check those out, you need to help a sister out, ok?
If there are two things I’m obsessed with right now, it’s Adele and Twilight (well, those things and the music video for “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” so I guess that’s three things). Twilight because Breaking Dawn is coming out soon (November 18th!) and my movie theatre, and I’m sure many of your movie theatres as well, is showing all the movies before the midnight premiere, and I’m crazy excited about it, and Adele, because, well, it’s Adele. So you can imagine my excitement when I came across this amazing cover of “Someone Like You,” can’t you?
Do you like it too, or is it too Team Jacob for you?
You are, right? Thank goodness. I was really concerned about the state of your soul for a second. But since everybody is all aboard for this magical adventure of a film, let me go ahead and give you a few specific reasons why this is going to be the best movie of the year (after Breaking Dawn, of course).
Oh my gosh, did you guys really believe that? Did you really think that I was about to tell you about Bradley Cooper taking Kirstie Alley out on a hot date filled with romance and attraction? Aww, no, darlings. No, that’s not how it happened. Bless your hearts! No, this is just another story documenting Kirstie Alley’s lovable delusions.
The 60 year-old former “Fat Actress” – who has dropped an astonishing 100 pounds in the past several months – has been asking mutual friends to set her up with [Bradley Cooper], who is 36. But her cougar crush isn’t likely to work out, say sources, because the handsome actor is “just not that into her.”
“Kirstie has been desperate for a date with Bradley,” an insider revealed.
“Since dropping the pounds, Kirstie believes she can have any man in Hollywood – and Bradley is her number one pick.
“They have mutual friends, and Kirstie told them she wanted to meet Bradley. She thinks once he gets to know her, the feelings will be mutual.
“Bradley is just about to start production on a new movie that shoots in Philadelphia. Now Kirstie is telling pals that she has some business to do in Philadelphia and that she hopes Brad will find time to have a coffee with her…”
Bradley’s not really interested! “Bradley is looking to meet somebody to settle down with an start a family,” added the insider.
Lindsay has done nothing wrong, ok?! NOTHING. Yeah, she got fired from her court-appointed community service, SO WHAT? It doesn’t mean she ever did anything wrong, ever. You know how I know? Because Lindsay told me on her Twitter:
I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state. I’d appreciate it if people will just let me do what is asked of me, so that I can get my life back. Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them. Thank you
Got it? That time she went to party in Paris? Totally ok. That time she got paid for looking busted in Milan? Completely approved. And that sweet drunken make out sesh with her mom? No problem, she’s just working hard and fulfilling her obligations!
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