I say “another” like that because it’s barely been a week since Beyonce released her last music video, and she released another one not even two weeks before that! And with the kind of video that Beyonce is apparently into these days, I feel like we as an audience need a little more downtime between these things to recuperate, right?

That being said, I think this is Beyonce’s cutest video since “Best Thing I Never Had.” She just looks happy and adorable in this video, and not in a way that I worry will give me an aneurysm. What do you guys think?

Charlie’s Angels has been canned. [The Superficial]

Johnny Depp shows up somewhere sober. [Lainey Gossip]

Salma Hayek reveals the secrets to staying hot through forty. [Starpulse]

Celebrities who should have NEVER gotten plastic surgery. [theBERRY]

The Walking Dead season two premiere recap. [Socialite Life]

RIP Dan Wheldon. [TMZ]

A 30′s makeup tutorial. [The Frisky]

Kelly Osbourne says Christina Aguilera is way fat again. [Cele|bitchy]

Armie Hammer talks humility. LOL [Socialite Life]

Watch Beyonce‘s ‘Love on Top’ here. [Popbytes]

Usher’s pants rip open. [Bitten and Bound]

Why Denise Richards went and adopted. [Huff Po]

Alessandra Ambrosio should always wear a bikini. [The Superficial]

Jonathan Muller nudes! [OMGBlog]

Giuliana Rancic has breast cancer. [Us Magazine]

Dexter author doesn’t want you fantasizing about his serial killer. [ONTD]

Nice, uh, dress, Kate Middleton. [Lainey Gossip]

OK. I’d just read that E! News host Giuliana Rancic is attempting in-vitro fertilization—for the third time, you guys!—and while I’m totally optimistic for Rancic and her husband, yawn. I mean, I love Joan Rivers on Fashion Police as much as the next girl does, but IVF treatment is not exactly what I call news. Zzz.

This is news, though: Giuliana Rancic has breast cancer. What’s more, those IVF treatments I’d just been yawning at probably saved Rancic’s life—the cancer was detected by Rancic’s fertility doctor, entirely the result of a precautionary mammogram.

Unfortunately, the Rancics have had to delay their attempts at starting a family. On the plus side, Giuliana’s doctor caught the cancer in its early stages. Rancic will briefly leave work at E! for treatment and recovery.

Rancic announced her illness (and excellent prognosis) on this morning’s episode of Today.

Godspeed, woman.

I’m not exactly sure that Zachary Quinto‘s coming-out story “shocked the world“—I mean, duh—but good for the A-list science-fiction actor, what with the whole biding-his-time and using his story to do some real good in the world.

Quinto admits that the death of Jamey Rodemeyer, the kid who committed suicide in September and inspired an important tribute from Lady Gaga, urged Quinto to make his own sexuality public this week. CNN:

Actor Zachary Quinto, known for playing Spock in the 2009 Star Trek remake and his role as Sylar on the television show “Heroes,” acknowledged his homosexuality in a post on his website Sunday, saying the action comes after the suicide of a 14-year-old who killed himself after apparently being harassed over his sexuality.

“When I found out that Jamey Rodemeyer killed himself—I felt deeply troubled,” Quinto posted. “But when I found out that Jamey Rodemeyer had made an ‘It Gets Better’ video only months before taking his own life —I felt indescribable despair.

“I also made an ‘It Gets Better’ video last year in the wake of the senseless and tragic gay teen suicides that were sweeping the nation at the time,” Quinto wrote. “But in light of Jamey’s death, it became clear to me in an instant that living a gay life without publicly acknowledging it is simply not enough to make any significant contribution to the immense work that lies ahead on the road to complete equality.”

It’s commendable that Zachary Quinto took this calculated career risk (c’mon! He’s a sci-fi/action star!) to talk about what really matters.

And this stuff is serious. I just watched fashion designer Tim Gunn‘s recent contribution to the ‘It Gets Better’ project, only because I had coincidentally been googling Tim Gunn, and his video completely broke my heart: in it, Gunn explains that as a 17-year old, he tried to take his own life as a result of bullying. And I just cannot even imagine that someone so self-possessed, funny, and confident had ever contemplated leaving us.

So congratulations to all you unsung heroes out there. While sexual preference does not matter, the message—that it really can “get better”—does.

How has no one noticed this before? I mean, I’m not the most observant apple in the barrel, but jeez! Catherine Zeta-Girle, what have you done to your face? I suppose it’s partially because you’re married to Michael Douglas, who’s, what, bumping seventy, and you look immensely young next to him regardless, but I Googled your age and you’re telling me you’re only forty-two? Why so heavy on the facial fillers? And why get some that’d start to deflate so … unevenly?

Did I say “luminous”? I actually meant “unbelievably gorgeous,” “amazing,” and “OHMYGOD.” Also, there’s absolutely no question as to who the father of that baby is. Flynn looks just like his daddy.

Was there ever a luckier woman? I mean, with the obvious exception of Lindsay Lohan?