This is Demi, who was photographed at a recent film premiere, and I think it’s safe to say that the recent affair allegations have taken their toll big time on her.
My advice to the woman? Eat a sandwich. In fact, eat a few of them, and have a few stouts along with them, too. You’re an accomplished actress with decades of experience, and truth is, you married a doofus. A hot doofus, I’ll give you that, but a doofus nonetheless. We all make these kinds of mistakes sometimes. Try not to sweat it so much, and move the f*ck on. You deserve so much better, girl.
—Susan Sarandon, clarifying that she mailed a copy of the book Dead Man Walking to Pope John Paul II. She certainly never mailed anything to that other guy, Pope Benedict XVI! What a total Nazi!
About that whole Pope Benedict XVI thing: the president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, Bill Donohue, has issued a statement. “The fact is that Joseph Ratzinger (the pope) was conscripted at the age of 14 into the Hitler Youth,” Donohue writes, “along with every other young German boy.
“Unlike most of the other teenagers, Ratzinger refused to go to meetings, bringing economic hardship to his family. Moreover, unlike most of the others, he deserted at the first opportunity.”
Donohue also spoke to E! News. “She’s a despicable person to make these kinds of despicable remarks,” he said. “It is very hard to find someone dumber than her.”
Here’s Britney Spears in her latest video, “Criminal”! (Which I predict will make karaoke very confusing for anyone hoping to sing a certain Fiona Apple song.) The video stars Spears’ agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as her partner in crime. I sure hope it’s your longstanding dream to watch these two real-life lovebirds, ahem, ‘gilding the lily’, because there’s a lot of hanky-panky all up in this business.
The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a man at a party (actor Freddy Bradshaw plays Brit’s villainous date). Britney runs to the bathroom to apply an ish-ton of perfume—why, it’s Radiance! A fragrance by Britney Spears—but suddenly here’s Freddy, yanking Britney out of the party and smacking her in the face.
This is when bystanding caterer (?) Jason Trawick intervenes. He gives Freddy what-for, Britney kicks Freddy in the nuts, and Trawick whisks Brit into the night on his motorcycle. Then, the music starts! Then the sexin’! (Idolator notes that Trawick’s chest tattoo seemingly reads “R.I.P. Goose.” Oh, dear.)
The rest of the video: Spears and Trawick hold up a convenience store, steal a car, have shower-sex, make out during a shootout, and evade the police. The end. Doesn’t Brit’s hair look great? Enjoy!
When I tell people that I’m an Eminem fan, they’re always like “really?” Probably it’s because most of my music consists of showtunes or somebody playing a guitar and singing his heart out and when I hear anything more intense than, say, Marina and the Diamonds*, I cover my ears and hum to myself like the borderline autistic girl that I am. But I like Eminem!
To celebrate this man‘s 39th birthday, I – what else? – compiled some of my favorite music videos of his. Happy birthday, Marshall!
“I remember being in a pep rally, and I heard one of the coaches of the boys’ teams making a dumb joke about the dumb cheerleaders, and I thought, Are you kidding me? I’m out there doing back handsprings and aerials on blacktop to cheer for your stupid team that, by the way, is not doing that well. And you’re in here with the guys making fun of it? I was like, I’m done.”
It’s really no secret how much I love and admire and respect and sort of idolize this lady, and it’s only getting more intense with each passing day. Are you guys feeling it too, or am I pining alone? Also I suppose we could get into that age old debate about whether or not cheerleading is a sport or hard or whatever.
Cool enough to munch on a gigantic ice cream sundae, sure. Cool enough to snort cocaine off his crucifix, no doubt. But cool enough to get the new iPhone before everybody else? Not so much, The Situation. Not so much.
What happened was that yesterday in Las Vegas there were all these people waiting in line at an Apple store to get that newfangled phone. Everyone was all a tither, jonesing for their new gadgets, when The Situation decided that he was too cool for school and moseyed on ahead of everyone else. An Apple employee was like “excuse me, Sitch, but you ain’t no Jason Bateman,” and he was kicked out. No neat phone for Mr. Sorrentino.
I don’t know if you can tell, but I don’t get into all this Apple business. I have a PC, my phone just texts and calls people, and why the hell would I have an iPad? I don’t get the craze, so at first, I was just laughing at The Situation here. But then I realized that waiting in line for the new iPhone is to some people what waiting in line for a new Harry Potter book was to me, right? So now I think that he needs to pay for what he did.
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